Me: *crying* DEMPSEY! One of my favorites! WHY!?!? *buries face into pillow*

Albert: What's wrong?

Me: In Der Eisendrache's ending cutscene,....Dempsey dies! His WAW version's dead!

Tank: *runs in the room* WHAT!? I DIE!?

Me: *nodd sadly*

Tank: *groans* Way to go, Treyarch -_-...

Richtofen: Und now....zhat means, Nikolai und Takeo's Vorld at Var versions must die, as vell.

Nikolai: *spits vodka out* No!

Takeo: No....*shakes head* Dishonor......

Me: NO!!!!! *runs to my room*

Tank: We're still here! *calls after me*

Richtofen: Oh vell, Treyarch did fly us to Austria to film zhe cutscene.

Nikolai: *sips vodka* Don't forget, they flew us to London to play the map first.

Takeo: *nods* Honor for arr of us.

Richtofen: Ja! *snickers* I remember vhen Dempshey had to go to zhe bazhroom, but Nikolai had already went in....*shudders* vhen he came out, Dempshey decided to urinate in a bottle.

Takeo: *wrinkles nose in disgust* I can stirr smerr the Russian's feces.

Nikolai: *sips vodka and shrugs* I really had to go, da!

Richtofen: *rolls eyes* Oh vell, Dempshey is dead....und me.....zhat leaves zhe monkey und Nikki!

Nikolai: *laughs* I will not be killed easily!

Takeo: Death before dishonor!

Misty: *mutters to Jessica* I bet $5 bucks, they'll die quick.

Jessica: *mutters back* I'm bettin' $3.

Nikolai and Takeo: -_-........

Me: *comes back* Well.....I'm done crying. *runs and hugs Tank* Why, Tank!? My best friend got killed to quickly!

Richtofen: Zhey are killing zhe fan favorites first!

Tank: That explains why you died first.

Richtofen: Vhat can I say, I am beloved by all....*winks at Micayla*

Micayla: *giggles*

Me: Well....story wise, I'm glad Albert had a chance to be the only one that survived Mob of the Dead and escape.

Albert: Yeah! *smiles*

Me: *squeals and hugs Albert* Well hope y'all enjoyed!

Tank: I'm dead!.....great, but I'll always be alive here! *chuckles* Be sure to vote, comment, and follow Lindsay!

Me and Richtofen: ♡Bye♡

RIP: Tank Dempsey :'(

Semper-fi, Oh-Rah

Me: *plays Where are we going? by Malukah* :'(