Dedicated to Mactofen1918

Me: WOO! PARTY!

Tank: Oohrah! Nothin' like celebrating a birthday.

Nikolai: *sips vodka* Da! In Russia, we give birthday girl a boy.

Takeo: *shakes his head* Aye...*lifts up his head* In Japan, we throw a celebration for the girl.

Me: 0.0...Okay Nikolai. *puts up some streamers all over the walls* And that is what we will do, Takeo.

Tank: *puts a birthday hat on his head* Y'all gonna wear one? *passes out hats to everyone*

Jessica: *puts the final touches on the birthday cake* Oh, Micayla will love this!

Misty: She better! We spent nine hours making it perfect. *puts the rest of the frosting on the cake*

Me: Come on, Misty! Don't be sour today.

Nero: *uses his wand to finish wrapping up his present* Everyone have gifts for the birthday girl?

Everyone: *holds up their gifts*

Marlton: Wait a minute, where's Dr. Richtofen?

Richtofen: *walks in* Guten Morgen, everyone. *yawns*

Misty: Eddy...do you know what today is?

Richtofen: June 16...

Jessica: Richtofen...think harder...

Richtofen: *shrugs*

Everly: *crawls to his legs* IT'S MOMMY'S BIRTHDAY!

Richtofen: *widens his eyes* Vhat!?

Me: Did you not know that!?

Richtofen: Nein! *panics* Vhat am I going to do!?

Misty: *tackles him*

Everyone: 0.0....*watches*

Misty: *on top of him, holding his arms down* Listen, Doc. You didn't bust your back on a nine-hour cake, just for the husband to forget his own wife's birthday! Now here's what you're gonna do!

Richtofen: *nods* 0.0

Misty: You're gonna get Micayla a gift, and I will drive you to the mall to get it. And, we are gonna have this awesome birthday party! You know why? Channing Tatum is coming!

Jessica: What!? 0.0

Misty: Yeah...*gets up and pulls Richtofen off the floor* And I gotta look good for that god-like man.

Marlton and Floyd: *roll their eyes*

Misty: Okay, everyone! Distract Micayla! Richtofen, come with me. *drags Richtofen to her car*

~Car ride with Richtofen and Misty~

Misty: *turns up the volume on the radio* *sings* I won't give up!  I won't give in, til' I reach the end!

Richtofen: *bangs his head on the dashboard* Stop singing, Misty.

Misty: What? *pretends to not listen* *continues to sing*

Richtofen: *groans, as he continues to bang his head on the dashboard*

~At the mall~

Misty: *looks everywhere* Okay, first...Victoria's Secret! *drags Richtofen by his arm* Come on!

Richtofen: *blushes* Abigail, ve have to get Micayla her gift! Not lingerie!

Misty: Stop complaining, Eddy! *drags him in the store*

Random ladies: *scream and drive Richtofen out*

Richtofen: *crosses his arms, and waits for Misty*

~Meanwhile at Q & A HQ~

Micayla: *walks in* Hey, everyone!

Everyone: Happy Birthday, Micayla!

Me: *hugs her* Yay! You're 16!

Takeo: *mutters* Hopefurry this won't turn out as My Sweet 16.

Everyone: -3-...

Micayla: Where's my Edward? *looks around*

Me: He's coming.... *not sure* Be right back! *leaves the room and calls Richtofen*

~At the mall~

Richtofen: *picks up* Hallo?

Me: *on the other line of his phone* Where are y'all!?

Richtofen: Zhe farm girl took zhis opportunity to go...lingerie shopping.

Me: Well tell Misty to hurry up! Micayla is here!

Richtofen: I can't tell her zhat vhen she's busy trying to fit in fish net stockings!

Me: Listen, Richtofen. If y'all don't get here really soon, I will march over there and rip your...*stops talking*

Micayla: 0.0...*looks at me*

Me: 0.0...*talks on the phone again* I love you too, Albert. Thanks for the roses. *hangs up*

Richtofen: Albert? *confused*

~One hour later~

Misty: Okay! We got her gifts!

Richtofen: *carrying Micayla's gift and Misty's shopping bags* *pants* Vhy must you buy so much zhings!?

Misty: Pipe down, Doc. Jessica never complains.

Richtofen: Vell, I feel bad now for Jessica.

~Another hour later~

Me: *calls Richtofen again in frustration*

~In the car with Richtofen and Misty~

Richtofen and Misty: *eating ice cream from Dairy Queen*

Richtofen: *picks up and puts the phone on speaker* Hallo Lindsay!

Me: Richtofen, it's been 2 hours and Micayla wants to see you! Why are y'all taking so long!?

Richtofen and Misty: *look at each other, and continue to eat their ice cream, guilty*

Misty: We had an emergency....

Me: What kind?

Misty: Uh...creamy and delicious urge?

Me: Y'all stopped to get ice cream!? Y'all don't even get along!

Misty: We connected! Richtofen actually listens to my problems, unlike Marlton. He even paid for my stuff! Jessica makes me pay for her stuff!

Richtofen: Besides, zhere vas a Dairy Queen nearby!

Me: *sighs in frustration* Y'all! Micayla is getting impatient! I want her to be happy on this special day, with her man.

Misty: And we'll be there shortly.

Me: How far away are y'all?

Richtofen: About 30 minutes.

~Sounds of police sirens are heard behind them~

Misty and Richtofen: *widen their eyes*

Misty: Maybe another hour...*licks her ice cream, afraid*

Richtofen: *does the same*

Me: *hangs up* I'm gonna kill them...

~40 minutes later~

Richtofen and Misty: *singing* My woman brought children for me!

Misty: So I can sing them all my songs and I can tell them stories!

Richtofen: Most of my boys are vith me, some are still seeking glory!

Misty: And some I had to leave behind my brother I'm still sorry! *pulls up to the house*

Richtofen: Vell zhen...zhat vas fun.

Misty: Mhm. *gets the bags* Let's go have a good time.

Richtofen: *smiles and opens the front door* Ve are here!

Everyone: Finally!

Micayla: *runs to Richtofen*

Richtofen: *hugs her* Happy birthday, liebling. *kisses the top of her head*

Micayla: *blushes* Thank you, Edward.

Me: Now...let's turn up!

Everyone: Woo!

Billy: *plays Party Rock Anthem*

Everyone: *dancing, enjoying themselves*

Richtofen: *spins Micayla*

Micayla: *giggles*

Misty: *looks from upstairs, sipping on her punch* You go, Micayla...*goes to her room, tired and a bit sad* *closes her bedroom door behind her*

Me: Okay, y'all...birthday cake!

Jessica and Tank: *brings the cake before Micayla*

Jessica: *lights up all 16 candles* Not sure where Misty went, but me and her were able to make this awesome birthday cake...*points at Micayla* For an awesome girl!

Micayla: Thank you, Jessica.

Me: Okay, before we sing and eat, I just wanna say...*lifts up my glass of water* Happy birthday, Micayla. I wish you the best day, and many more amazing birthdays to come. You deserve each and every one of our love. We love you, girl.

Everyone: *nod in agreement*

Me: Now let's sing...

Everyone: *sing* Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday, dear Micayla! Happy birthday to you! *clap and celebrate*

Micayla: *smiles at everyone*

Me: Make a wish and blow out the candles, girl!

Micayla: *closes her eyes, and thinks* *opens her eyes, and blows out the candles*

Everyone: Woo!

Tank: LET'S EAT!

Takeo: Aye, American. *uses a knife, and cuts the cake*

Me: What did you get for Micayla, Richtofen?

Richtofen: *holds out a bouquet of white roses* Und...*holds out a pearl necklace*

Micayla: *gasps*

Richtofen: *smirks* Und, my ozher gift is for later...*winks*

Me and Jessica: *whistle*

Micayla: *blushes darkly*

Me: Well, hope y'all enjoyed!

Tank: *munches on cake* Be sure to vote, comment, and follow Lindsay! Oh yeah, and don't forget to spam Mac's message board with 'Happy birthday!'

Me and Richtofen: ♡Bye♡