Everyone: *dressed up in their costumes from the previous chapter*

Me: Hey, readers! It's me, Dressiestsphinx aka Lindsay here. Me and the crews are heading out to go trick or treating tonight!

Tank: *howls like a wolf* Let's go get insane sugar rushes!

Nikolai: Da! *sips his vodka* Work all day, party all night!

Marlton: I have a bedtime schedule, Niko-

Billy: *slaps Marlton's back* Loosen up, nerd. Ya need to have fun!

Sal: *opens the front door* While you boys are yappin', those snotty kids are gettin' the best goods.

Me: *rushes out the door* Come on!

Everyone except Stu and Russman: *walk outside*

Misty: *turns to them, holding her pokeball basket tightly* Remember this, idiots. Halloween is a holiday for all the crazies to come out and play. *narrows her eyes at them* Lock all the damn doors and windows.

Stu: *rolls his eyes* We will, bimbo!

Russman: If Russman sees a creep, he'll be long gone when Russman starts chasing him down. *laughs*

Misty: *huffs* I mean it, boys. *closes the door behind her*

Russman: You thinkin' what Russman's thinkin'? *smirks*

Stu: *smirks* I got them. *pulls out adult tapes*

Russman: *has a blank face* Russman means the horror movies...

Stu: But seeing these people are terrifying! *shivers* It's scary.

Stu and Russman: *arguing which is scarier*

~5 hours later~

Misty: *giggling, as she gets a piggy back ride from Marlton*

Marlton: *huffing and puffing* I feel that my spine may 'snap in half' in any moment!

Billy: *rolls his eyes* Weak.

Sal: *chowing down on Dots* Can't wait to head to my room and- *widens his eyes and starts choking* The doors to the house are open!

Everyone: *looks at the house, seeing the door wide open*

Misty: *growling* Those dumbasses. *marches over to the house*

Finn and Albert: *turn on the flashlights on their phones*

Tank: *takes off his wolf mask* Stu!? Russ!? Where you maggots at?

Finn: *shines his flashlight up the stairs, blinding Stu*

Stu: Ahhhhhhhhh! *covers his eyes*

Misty: *marches upstairs towards Stu, punching him in the stomach* Why the fuck are the doors opened, Stupidger!?

Stu: We locked them! *groans in pain, glaring at her*

Me: The doors are open! *glaring at Stu*

Russman: We had them closed. *behind us*

Marlton: Ahhhh! *slaps Russman out of fear*

Everyone: *gasp*

Marlton: 0.0...

Russman: *glares at him* Russman will let you off this one time. Next time, Russman's gonna make sure you're six feet under!

Me: Everyone, shut up! Now, y'all didn't see the doors open?

Stu: Not at all.

Sal: Oh shit...

Russman: Did we get robbed?

Everyone: *looks around* Nope.

Me: Unless they were food robbers...

Takeo: Oh no...*runs to the fridge*

Misty: No, no, no! *runs to the fridge, as well*

Takeo: *opens the fridge door and sighs* They did not dare to take Takeo's sushi!

Misty: Thank God...*takes out a bag of bacon* They didn't take the bacon!

Everyone: *giving them the annoyed look*

Micayla and Everly: *walk in*

Everly: What happened? *looks around in her pumpkin costume*

Misty: Two idiots...*motions to Stu and Russman* forgot to lock the doors.

Marlton: It is a possibility that we have been robbed...

Everly: *widens her eyes and jumps out of Micayla's arms* Did they get the bacon!?

Misty: *nibbling on a bacon strip* The Bacon God blessed us, Baby Everly.

Everly: *fist pumps* Yes!

Billy: *huffs and takes off his belt* Alright, I got my belt. No one's gonna survive, let's go search the house.

Stu: I don't even wanna look.

Misty: Okay, I'm gonna check the outdoor area, who's got my back?

Jessica: I got you, girl! *follows her*

Nero: Detective and Floyd, let's check upstairs.

Floyd and Jack: *nod, following Nero*

Tank: *readies his gun* Let's go Billy*

Billy: *smirks* Now we talkin', Demps. *follows Dempsey into the kitchen area*

Me, Albert, and everyone else: *checking the other parts of the house*

~One hour later~

Me: We checked everywhere. No one's here.

Misty: *groans, banging her fist on the kitchen table* We went through this shit, because Stu and the old man couldn't do one simple job of locking the doors?

Stu and Russman: *glare at Misty*

Misty: *glares back*

Me: *hears munching coming from the bottom kitchen cabinets* Wait....*shushes everyone*

~Munching continues~

Marlton: *nods to the cabinets*

Billy and Tank: *readying their guns*

Misty: *kneels down and quickly opens the cabinet*

Kalli, Amy, Gabby, Hannah, Speedy, and Chelsea: *look up, their mouthes full of candy*

Me: It's worse....candy robbers.

Misty: You girls broke into the house to eat OUR candy!? *shaking in anger*

Kalli: You guys always get the best kind!

Amy: Besides...the clowns are out there 0.0 *munches on a Snicker's* I'm not myself when I'm hungry.

Richtofen: *hair goes up like Goku* You dare eat our sveets in front of us?! On Halloween!?

Me: *in a narrator voice* On the next chapter of Q & A with Me and the CoD Zombie Crews, Richtofen summons the spirit bomb.

Richtofen: *summons the spirit bomb* I'm ready!

Everyone: 0.0...

Tank: *bites his thumb* No! *turns into a blonde titan*

Me: 0.0...*turns on Attack on Titan theme music*

Marlton: There is one person who can stop this anime battle....*grabs Kirito's katanas*

Me: Hell yeah...*turns on Sword Art Online theme music*

Misty: ...End this chapter, Lindsay.

Jessica: I don't know what's worse. The anime crossovers or Zombies in Spaceland intro cutscene.

Me: No! We don't speak of it...ever.

Misty: *rolls her eyes* Well, hope y'all crazy people enjoyed.

Me: Hope you guys had a fun and safe Halloween tonight. Don't eat too much candy :p

Tank: Be sure to vote, comment, and follow Lindsay!

Me: But before we go....*turns on Thriller by Michael Jackson* Y'all already know what it is!

Everyone: *hits the dance floor, dancing to Thriller*

~Zombies join in to dance~

Billy: Zombies! *starts shooting*

Everyone: Ahhhh! *start shooting as well*

Me: *dodging bullets* 0.0

Richtofen: *dolphin dives beside me and stands up* Vell zhen...

Me and Richtofen: ♡Bye♡

~Somewhere in the house, a few ghosts are snickering~

Ghost #1: Got 'em.

Ghost #2, #3, and #4: *snickering*

Sally: *clears her throat*

Ghosts: 0.0...

Poindexter: *in a monotone voice* Who you gonna call?

Andre and A.J: Ghostbusters!

Zombies in Spaceland Crew: *dressed as the Ghostbusters group, aim their weapons at the ghosts*

Ghost #1: Oh, shit...