Origins Crew get pranked/Goodbye Tranzit Crew

Richtofen: So, you all saw how ve fell from zhe skies in Gorod Krovi?

Me: Yeah.

Tank: That wasn't suppose to happen! *laughs*

Me: How so?

Nikolai: Jason Blundell tricked us! *sips vodka*

Me: How the heck did he manage that? *laughs*

Takeo: This is what happened. We arrived in Russia and we're ready to shoot the scene of us going to Staringrad.

Richtofen: Und zhe original scene vas to get on a tank und just ride zhere. However, Jason told us to put on blindfolds und noise-cancelling headphones.

Tank: I asked why we had to, and he said that he and his team needed to record our movements first, and then record our facial expressions.

Takeo: So, we accepted that and praced the brindfords and headphones in.

Nikolai: *sips his vodka* We couldn't hear or see, so I felt someone guide me somewhere and I stepped on a platform.

Tank: And then while we were blindfolded and couldn't hear anything, a bunch of people put some harness around us.

Richtofen: Zhen someone took off my headphones und told me to hold on to someone. So, I zhink I held on to Tank.

Tank: He actually did, and I was like 'Why is Richtofen holding on to me?'

Everyone: *laughs*

Nikolai: Da, eventually we got our headphones off, but we still had our blindfolds.

Takeo: Jason told us to jump off, because this scene had us jump off the tank.

Richtofen: Und I said 'Vhat is zhat noise? It sounds like a helicopter.'

Tank: And..*laughs* Jason literally chuckles and says...'You all are suckas'...

Takeo: And we were pushed off.

Richtofen: Before zhat, zhey took off our blindfolds und zhen pushed us out! *laughs*

Tank: You guys, you may act tough, but when you're pushed out of a helicopter and the only thing holding on to you is a harness that can easily snap...*sighs* Let me say I was gay for 5 seconds.

Richtofen: RiDe could've happened, everyone. *chuckles*

Nikolai: They told us to look tough, but I laughed when Tank and Richtofen were screaming.

Takeo: And about to cry. *chuckles*

Tank: *laughs, blushing red*

Richtofen: Eventually, ve got zhe footage und ve vere done.

Tank: And then...St. Petersburg, Russia.

Nikolai: Oh, da! *laughs loudly*

Takeo: Aye...*shakes his head*

Me: What happened?

Tank: Okay after filming the scenes, we went to St. Petersburg to drink and party.

Richtofen: Und after a few drinks ve vent to a few random parties.

Me: Wait...*laughs* Y'all walked into random parties?

Takeo: Yes...

Tank: Yeah, we didn't know anyone. And we decided to have a contest on who can steal the craziest thing from that house...*laughs*

Me: What y'all get?

Tank: I got a cat. *pets stolen cat*

Nikolai: I stole a crate full of vodka.

Takeo: I store nothing. I waited outside.

Tank: And Richtofen...*laughs* We're all outside and we're waiting for Richtofen. He comes out with a big cactus plant.

Everyone: *burst out laughing*

Tank: So we ran down the streets with the stuff and we couldn't fit the fucking cactus in the car...*laughs*

Richtofen: So ve left it on zhe street for anyone to take it. *laughs*

Takeo: Then we went back to our  hoter. 

Tank: You went back! Takeo left us in the car to talk. So, he had a ten second head start. The ten seconds that Takeo had, he went inside, locked the door, and then passed out.

Richtofen: Nikolai vas banging on zhe door, yelling out Takeo's name.

Me: You didn't hear them?

Takeo: No. *chuckles*

Richtofen: So ve tried to break in, but ve couldn't. I tried to open zhe vindow und Nikolai tried to break the door. Und Tank...*laughs* Tell zhem.

Tank: *sighs, giggling* I had to pee, and I saw a snowman...so I peed on it.

Everyone: Oh my God!

Tank: And the kid who made it came out and yelled at me. He said that he worked hard on it and all I could do was destroy it...*dying from laughter* and I yelled 'I'M THE DESTROYER!'

Me: *dies* Hahaha!

Nikolai: Eventually I opened the door and Takeo looks so peaceful sleeping...I jumped on him.

Richtofen: *laughs* He squeaked vhen Nikolai landed on him.

Tank: I don't remember because I went inside, threw up on the floor, and went to bed.

Me: Oh my God...

~Tranzit Crew time~

Misty: We headin to Comic Con! San Diego! *picks up her bags*

Marlton: Indeed! I've packed up everything. *pulls his backpack on*

Stu: I got my cheese ready! :3 *holds the cheese*

Marlton: *mutters* Ew.

Russman: I'M READY!

Me: *walks in* *hugs Misty* I'll miss you!

Misty: We'll come back soon! *hugs back*

Me: *hugs Marlton* Post pictures on Instagram for us.

Marlton: *hugs back, shyly* Will do.

Me: *waves at Stu* Bye!

Stu: -3-...

Me: *hugs Russman* I'll miss you, Russman!

Russman: *hugs back* I'll come back. *laughs*

Misty: We'll be back in no time!

Nero: *walks in* Get your shit and go!

Misty: Still mad? *laughs*

Nero: At least there's a roller coaster in our map's honor...-3-

Me: That isn't good. :p

Nero: ...*walks away*

Misty: Ha. Well bye y'all! *walks out*

Marlton: See you all on the comics! *walks out*

Stu: Cheese~...*walks out*

Russman: RUSSMAN! *runs out*

Me: We hope y'all enjoyed!

Tank: *jumps out* Be sure to vote, comment, and follow Lindsay!

Me and Richtofen: ♡Bye♡

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