Me: Alright! *points at everyone* I bet y'all don't know about this!

Misty: *rolls eyes* You weren't even born in the 90's.

Me: Hey! I watch 90's cartoons more than cartoons nowadays!

Billy: Play the video!

Me: *sighs* Fine.

~Theme song of The Proud Family plays~

Me, Jessica, and Misty: THE PROUD FAMILY!

The boys: 0.0......

Misty: Y'all don't know about this.

Jessica: *sings* Even when you start acting like a fool!

Misty and me: *sings* You know I'm loving every single thing you do!

~Suddenly the Rugrats theme song plays~

Richtofen: Zhe Rugrats! *laughs insanely*

Everyone: AHHHHHHH!!!!

Takeo, Stu, and Russman: *stay quiet*

Me: I love this show!

~Kim Possible theme song plays~

Me, Jessica, and Misty: AHHHH!!! Kim Possible!

Me: Rufus is the cutest thing ever! *squeals*

The boys: *look at us weird*

Albert: -_-....

Me: *rolls eyes* You're jealous of a hairless rodent?:p

Albert: *stays quiet*

Me: *rolls eyes again, before hugging Albert*

~Rocket Power theme song plays~

Everyone: Rocket Power!

Takeo, Stu, and Russman: *stay quiet still*

Me: *roll eyes* Y'all are not cartoon fans, at all.

Marlton: Rocket Power was my favorite show as a child!

Nero and Marlton: *sing* We are riders, on a mission!

~In the video, the guys representing the new cartoon themes show up~

Tank: Not the losers!

Misty: What are y'all talkin' about? New cartoon themes are awesome!

The Origins crew: *gasp*

Nikolai: *spits out vodka* She did not....

Tank: She said it....

Richtofen: Old cartoon themes are better!

Marlton: I disagree....

Richtofen: VHAT!?!

Billy: Old Cartoon Themes vs New Cartoon Themes!

Nero: Let the battle begin!

Me: Wait! Y'all, we don't need anyone dying today. *sighs* Everyone who goes for old, classic, cartoons, sit at the left. Those who go for the...other cartoons, go to the right.

On the left

Me
Albert
Sal
Russman
Stu
Tank
Richtofen
Nikolai
Takeo
Jessica
Finn
Jack

On the right

Misty
Marlton
Billy
Floyd
Nero
Everly?....
Samantha?....
*Evan (added later on)
Delilah
Natalia
Takeda

Me: Everly?! Samantha!?

Tank: TRAITORS!

Everly: New cartoons are better.

Samantha: Yep.

Richtofen: *feels chest* Mein own daughter broke mein cartoony heart. But old cartoons vill vin!

Evan: *joins the new cartoon side*

Richtofen: -_-......

Me: Let's win!

Everyone: *have a stare down, before turning to the video*

~Phineas and Ferb theme song plays~

Everyone on the newbie side: WOO!

Billy: Beat that, oldies!

Everyone on the oldie side: *growl*

Me: Come on!

~DuckTales theme song plays~

Oldies: WOO!

Tank: Can't beat that!

Nikolai: Best theme song of all time! *sips vodka*

Newbies: *scoff*

~Johnny Test theme song plays~

Marlton: Oh yeah!

Newbies: YEAH!!!

Me: *thumbs down* Lame!

~What's New, Scooby Doo theme song plays~

Oldies: *start rocking out* YES!

Misty: So weak....

Marlton: Excuse me, everyone. What time is it? *slowly smiles*

Newbies: ADVENTURE TIME!

~Adventure Time theme song plays~

Newbies: *start singing*

Oldies: *start booing*

Me: Come on, boys. Play something good.

~Danny Phantom theme song plays~

Oldies: *all together* He's a phantom!

Tank: *sings* Yo! Danny Phantom, he was just 14, when his parents built, a very strange machine!

Richtofen: Vas designed to view, a vorld unseen!

Newbies: BOO!

~Fairy Odd Parents theme song plays~

Oldies: That's our song!

Misty: The show is still going!

Tank: *about to attack the newbies* I'm gonna kill you all, for stealing my childhood!

Oldies: *hold Dempsey down, when suddenly.....*

~DarkWing Duck theme song plays~

Oldies: *gasp* AHHHHH!!!

Tank: *gets up and starts singing* DARKWING DUCK!

Me and Albert: *sings as well* When there's trouble, you call DW!

Finn: DARKWING DUCK!

Jessica: *in a deep voice* Let's get dangerous!

~In the video with the people representing new cartoons~

Boy: Bring out the Regular!

~Theme song of Regular Show plays~

Oldies: HISS!

Me: That's not even a theme song!

Newbies: -_-

~Ed, Edd, & Eddy theme song plays~

Oldies: WOOO!!! *start whistling*

Newbies: Hiss!

~The Amazing World of Gumball theme song plays~

Me: Meep. It can't compare to......

~Teen Titans theme song plays~

Jessica: *sings* When there's trouble, you know who to call....

Richtofen and Tank: TEEN TITANS!

Me: *sings* From there tower, they can see it all....

Nikolai and Takeo: TEEN TITANS!

Misty: That show was cancelled!

Floyd: And we remade it....GO!

~Teen Titans Go! theme song plays~

Newbies: *start singing* Teen Titans....LET'S GO!

Everly: Drop the vocals!

Samantha: *grabs a guitar*

~Steven Universe theme song plays~

Newbies: *start singing* We'll always save the day!

Nero: And if you think we can't...

Newbies: We'll always find a way!

Newbies: Ohhhhhh!!! Time's up, Oldies! We won!

Me: Oh, so you think it's over?...okay....

Misty: Don't cry, Lindsay!

Me: *points at the Newbies* We got a comeback....and it's gonna end y'all.....Richtofen, Tank, Nikolai, and Takeo.....end it!

Richtofen: It's........

Tank: All.........

Nikolai: *sips vodka*

Takeo: *shakes head*

Nikolai and Takeo: THAT!

~All That theme song plays~

Oldies: OHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! 

Me: *smirks* Get reckt!

(In the video, during the All That part, pretend Nikolai is the first dude, Richtofen is the second one, Takeo is the one that dabs, and Tank is the last one to appear)

The Origins crew: *in squeaky voices, pointing at the Newbies* WE ALL THAT!

Newbies: *scoff, before leaving*

Me: Where y'all going? *fake pouts*

Newbies: We'll be back! *angry*

Oldies: And we'll be ready!

(*sighs happily* The memories of classic cartoons:3)

Me: Hope y'all enjoyed!

Tank: WE WON! Be sure to vote, comment, and follow Lindsay!

Me and Richtofen: ♡Bye♡