New Book Teaser/ Killers vs COD Crews Snap Battle
Me: Any Jason Voorhees x OC fans out there? ;)
Everyone: *gasps* IT'S NOT ABOUT COD Zombies or FNAF!
Me: Nope!:3 I'm already writing the first chapter:)
Richtofen: Nein....not zhe stoopid American game of...hockey.
~Door is broken down~
~Horror icons Freddy Krueger, Jason Voorhees, and Chucky step in the room~
Everyone: *gasp*
Freddy: *flicks his tongue at Jessica and Misty* Well, well, well.
Chucky: Take a good look, Freddy and Jason...of the so-called slayers.
Jason: *writes something down on notepad* Ripoffs of typical zombie apocalypse video games.
Jessica: Uh, excuse me? Says the ones that get cheesy movies that are plain out stupid.
Misty: Yeah. We do better killings than these idiots.
Freddy: *looks at his sharp metal nails* Says the one who gets killed....twice in the same game.
Marlton: He didn't just say that.
~Freddy and Chucky hiss~
The Zombie Crews: Ohhhhh...so they want to talk trash about us?
Billy: Oh, it's on! Tank, fire them up.
Tank: Chucky....I just saw Bride of Chucky, Seed of Chucky, and Curse of Chucky....they suck, just like your special effects.
Everyone: OHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Chucky: Oh yeah, says the man who sucks at parenting. That bitch of a daughter you have, worse than any typical blonde I killed.
Freddy: OHHHHH!!!!
Jason: *writes on his notepad* Ohhhhh!!!!
Nikolai: *sips vodka* Says the one who couldn't tell if his child was a boy or a girl.
Jessica: *clicks tongue* Transgender child of Chucky.
Everyone: OHHHHHHHHH!!!
Freddy: *snickers* That was pretty good.
Chucky: *glares at Freddy*
Takeo: Dishonor on each of your kirrs. Takeo can kirr better.
Freddy: *mutters* But we didn't kill our folks, did we? *looks at Jason and Chucky*
Jason and Chucky: *shakes their heads*
Richtofen: Ah, but you three have somezhing in common. You all are perverts. Our dear Freddy played vith children, little Chucky vants to possess a little boy's body, und Jason kills most of his victims zhat are half-naked.
Everyone: OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Jason: *writes on his notepad and shows it to Richtofen* What did mother say about playing with dolls and yourself?
Freddy: *snickers* Let me remind you that you took a little girl's body, Doc. How was it like being a little girl?
Chucky: *snickers*
Billy: Geez. Let's talk about little girls, huh? Freddy, how's your daughter? If I remember, she blew ya up, sky high!
Finn: With dynamite!
Everyone: OHHHHHH!!!!
Chucky: Billy, you never had a kid. Finn, even my Tiffany wouldn't snitch on me to the cops. Angela, was it?
Freddy: *chuckles*
Albert: To answer Jason with that comeback to Richtofen....where's your mother? Still waiting for her back at Crystal Lake?
Everyone, including the killers: *gasp*
Jason: *glares at Albert before writing on his notepad* Where's your mother, Albert? We never know about your parents.
Freddy and Chucky: *snicker*
Sal: Jason, you can't talk. What happened with Daddy? He didn't leave, because of your face, did he?
Everyone: Ohhhhhh...
Chucky: How's the electric chair, Sal? I heard it shocked you and your poor excuses of gangsters all the way to hell.
Freddy: Where I waited for you all.
Jessica: *steps up* Geez, let's talk about....third degree burns, Freddy.
Misty: All because you couldn't stop being a pervert with teens.
Marlton: Step in our world, and you won't last long.
Stu: Freddy, zombies don't go to sleep. That means, you're role is useless in our world.
Jessica: *hisses* Ouch. Did that hurt Freddy? Or is it the fact that you can only attack in dreams?
Freddy: Wait until tonight, sweet lips. I'll be there.
Jessica: *smirks and walks closely to Freddy's ear, whispering* Sorry, I don't ever dream. I just sleep. Maybe, Jeff the Killer will get me before you can.
Nero: Oh my. A teenage psycho would kill Ms. Rose, before the man of nightmares can get her.
Floyd: Ouch. That's embarrassing.
Jackie: *shakes head* You all....I can't deal with sometimes.
Me: Well....who won?
Zombie Crews: WE DID!!!! *puts on sunglasses* Asta la vista, killas. You all have been terminated. *walk out the door*
Me: *shakes head*
Micayla: *holding Everly* Oh my...
Everly: Ohhh!!! Daddy won!
Micayla and Me: 0.0....DID SHE SAY HER FIRST WORDS!?!?!?
Everyone: *runs back*
Richtofen: *runs and holds Everly: SHE DID!!! VUNDERBAR! *looks at the killers* I'm sorry, have any of you held your child?
The killers: *stay quiet*
Richtofen: Ja....you all are terrible fazhers.
Me: *shakes head* Well hope y'all enjoyed!
Tank: Be sure to vote, comment, and follow Lindsay!
Me: Oh and one more thing....
Everyone: MERRY CHRISTMAS EVE!!!!!!!
Me: A new chapter of this book will be coming out later today about Christmas Eve:3
Me and Richtofen: ♡Bye♡
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