Me: Okay....Twilight...-_-

Richtofen: Zhe reason vhy I vant to change my name...-_-

Tank: Yeah, because girls would surely call out your name.. *snickers*

Richtofen: -3-....

Nero: Tf2HoneyBunny dares us to do the battle scene from Twilight when they are in the foggy field.

Me: Okay! Get into teams of either werewolves or vampires!

Werewolf Team

Tank
Nikolai
Misty
Russman
Floyd
Jackie
Albert
Billy

Vampire Team

Richtofen
Takeo
Marlton
Stu
Jessica
Nero
Sal
Finn

Me: *as a commentator* In a world, where this story inspired Fifty Shades of Grey...

Micayla: Join the pack or thrive in the shadows with your favorite characters...

Me: Where...they really don't need to fight, since they'll fight together in Breaking Dawn Pt. 2...

Everly: MOVING ON! *speaks in a movie voice* Watch as they....come out from a lot of fog...

The Vampire Team: *comes out from the fog slowly*

Nero: *coughing from the fog*

Takeo: *shakes his head, annoyed at all of this*

Everly: *playing dramatic music with a serious expression*

Me: Play baseball....

Jessica: *throws a ball at Richtofen*

Richtofen: *strikes it, getting a home run*

Micayla: *gasps*

Me: Where guys are shirtless most of the series...

Tank: *rips off his shirt*

Misty: Damn....*rubs his abs*

Micayla: Where girls act awkwardly....

Misty: Ummmm....*bites her bottom lip*

Jessica: *plays with her hair*

Me: Yet they seem to get the hot guys...

Tank and Richtofen: *wink at Jessica and Misty*

Jessica and Misty: 0.0....Do us...

Me: And...now...two tribes...attack!

Werewolf Team: *turn into wolves and run towards the vampires*

Vampire Team: *hisses and runs to them*

Me: 0.0...Oh snap...

Everyone: *collides with one another*

Tank: THE AWKWARD GIRLS ARE MINE, EDWARD! *claws at him*

Richtofen: *ducks and jumps on him* Nein! It's me zhat zhey all vant!

Me: -3-...

Everly: *shakes head, still playing dramatic music*

~A few moments later...~

Everyone except for Richtofen and Tank: *dead*

Richtofen: *throws another punch at Tank* Nein!

Tank: *punches him back* I'm impersonating a hot actor!

Me: *bored*

Micayla: *yawns*

Everly: *fast asleep, tired from playing music*

Richtofen and Tank: *slide down to the ground, tired*

Richtofen: Vhy...do girls...find zhis amazing!?

Tank: Vampires? Werewolves? What the fuck?

Me: Y'all done? *raises an eyebrow*

Tank and Richtofen: Yeah.

Me: Dressiestsphinx presents..."Vampire vs Werewolf: Not Sexy"...

Tank: Nope!

Richtofen: Not at all...

Me: This movie is now canceled...

Everyone: Woo!

Me: Well, hope y'all enjoyed!

Tank: *chuckles* Be sure to vote, comment, and follow Lindsay!

Me and Richtofen: ♡Bye♡