~Everyone's alarms clocks turn on~

Me: *wakes up immediately* IT'S CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!

Richtofen: ZOMBIE CLAUS!!!! *runs out his room, slidding down the stairs, using the hand rail*

Everyone: *runs down the stairs in their pajamas*

Takeo: *simply walking down the stairs* I'm in no rush.

~In the Q/A room~

Everyone: *gasp, looking at the presents*

Me: Ohhhh....let's see who goes first.....*picks a present, looking at the name* Tank! *hands Tank his present*

Tank: OH-RAH! *tears the wrapping paper off, opening the lid*

~A hush fell upon everyone~ (Don't judge. I was playing The Giant as Richtofen earlier today:p)

Tank: *gasps* Oh my God......A BB GUN!!!!!!!!!!! *throws arms up in the air* AHHHH!!!!! I'M SO HAPPY!!!!

Richtofen: *smirks* You're welcome.

Tank: *stops dancing* *realizes that Richtofen was his secret Santa* I mean.....*blows raspberry* I wanted an Xbox One.

Richtofen: *smirks even more* Look in your ozher present.

Tank: -_-....F*** you, Doc.

Me: *rolls eyes* Okay..Richtofen! Open your gift. *hands Richtofen his gift*

Richtofen: *opens small gift and gasps* A SCALPEL!!! *laughs maniacally*

Tank: *smirks* No problem, Doc.

Richtofen: *frowns* I mean.....*sighs* If only mein Micayla could've given zhis to me.

Micayla: *smiles and rests her head on Richtofen's chest* My gift can't top a scalpel. Wait until tonight...*winks*

Richtofen: *blushes and whispers to Micayla* You have zhe sexy, Christmas, nurse outfit?

Micayla: *smirks and whispers back* That depends...do you have that naughty Santa outfit?

Richtofen: *smirks and nods*

Tank: OKAY!!! THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE RATED PG! Okay!?

Richtofen and Micayla: *roll eyes*

Me: *sighs* Takeo, go. *hands Takeo his gift*

Takeo: Aye. *unwraps his gift* *eyes widen slightly* A brand-new katana. Very impressive.

Nikolai: And expensive! You're welcome. *sips vodka*

Takeo: *shakes head lightly* I shourd have known.

Me: Nikki! Your present. *hands gift to Nikolai*

Nikolai: *tears his gift open and gasps* A gift basket.....FULL OF VODKA!!!!

Tank: -_-....Alright...who got him that?

Misty: *raises hand* Me! Glad I was Nikolai's secret Santa.

Nikolai: Nikolai thanks you, Misty. You're much better than fourth wife.

Misty: *chuckles* I'll take that as a compliment.

Me: Misty, you go! *hands Misty her gift*

Misty: *unwraps her gift* Oh my God........*takes out Remington* A diamond-plated Remington!? With my initials on it? AWESOME!

Stu: *rolls eyes* Glad you liked it, bimbo.

Misty: -_-.......

Misty: *flips Stu off*

Stu: Alright! My turn! *gets his gift* *unwraps it* CHEESE!!!

Misty: *rolls eyes* Now...say 'Thank you, Misty!' :p

Stu: -_-......

Russman: Russman's turn! *gets his gift and unwraps it* A gold War Machine!? Hallelujah!

Marlton: *shakes head* I'll take that as a 'Thank you, Marlton'.

Russman: *kisses War Machine* Shut up, Darlington.

Marlton: *sighs* I believe it's my turn. *gets his gift and unwraps it* Oh my goodness....*takes out DSR-50, handcrafted with Element 115* I've always wanted a weapon, so futuristic. *looks around* Who got me this?

Me: Me! Turns out...no one got Marlton in the Secret Santa chapter, so I felt bad...and I decided to get you something.

Marlton: *lightly smiles* Thank you, Lindsay.

Me: No problem:3! *hands Billy's gift to Billy* Go Billy.

Billy: Oh boy! *unwraps his huge gift and gasps* You gotta be f****** kiddin' me. *pulls out diamond-encrusted Death Machine* This baby must've cost a fortune! It's gorgeous!

Russman: *chuckles* Russman's glad ya liked your gift, Billy.

Billy: *smiles widely at Russman* Remind me to take you out for drinks.

Russman: Russman will try.

Albert: *rolls eyes* My turn. *unwraps his gift* Woah....*takes out his very own Ray Gun Mark 2* I love it!

Takeo: Takeo accepts your reaction as a compriment.

Albert: *smiles* Thanks, Takeo. *bows slightly towards Takeo to show respect*

Finn: I'll go next. *looks for his present under the Christmas tree* Where's my present? *confused*

Sal: *goes over to the door and opens it* You can thank me later, Finn.

~Angela walks in~

Note: Finn's wife from the game. Angelina Bow aka Angela.

Finn: A-Angela?

Angela: *looks down and walks towards Finn* Michael. *looks up, tears in her eyes* I'm so sorry for turning you in! I wasn't thinking straight-

~Cut off by Finn kissing her, wrapping his arms around her~

Everyone: Awwwwww.

Me: *sighs, wipping a tear away* Even when she betrayed him, he still loves her.

Jessica: *fans herself* Now that's true love!

Finn: *turns to Sal* Thanks, Sal. I don't know how I can repay ya. My gift ain't that great...*looks at Angela* compared to seeing you again.

Angela: *warmly smiles*

Sal: *unwraps his gift* Woah......*takes out personalized Tommy Gun* Nice, Finn. *smiles*

Nero: My turn! *unwraps his gift* *gasps in horror* *takes out his wife's severed head* AHHHH!!!!!

Jessica: *laughs* *takes out Nero's real gift* So sorry, Nero! I-I just had to see your reaction!

Nero: *holds his chest* *opens gift, being cautious* Woah....*takes out loads of money*

Jessica: You said you wanted money, so.....Merry Christmas.

Nero: *chuckles* Thanks, Jessica.

Jessica: My turn! *unwraps a card* What? *confused*

Me: What does it say?

Jessica: *reads from the card* Look towards the door...right now. *looks at the door*

Paparazzi: *flashing photos of Jessica* Ms. Rose! Over here! Jessica! *taking more pics*

Jessica: Woah. *covers her eyes* Wh-What's all this?

Jackie: *lighting a cigar* You wanted your time to shine....so, I hired these professional people to take pictures of.....*hands Jessica another paper*

Jessica: *reads and widens eyes* AUDITIONS!?!?!?

Jackie: Don't be late to any of them. Had to pull a couple of strings to get those auditions for you. Good luck, Jessica.

Jessica: *smiles widely at the cameras* Thank you, Jackie!

Jackie: Well...Jessica's busy with them...so, I'll just open my gift already. *unwraps his gift* *takes out a certified police badge, given to someone with great honor* *gasps*

Floyd: Hey, Jack? Thank you for everything that you've done for us.

Jackie: *looks at Floyd* Y-You were my secret Santa?

Floyd: *nods*

Jackie: *about to cry* I've never had anyone ever thank me....

Everyone: Awwww no!

Me: Jackie, don't cry! :3

Jackie: *straightens up* I'm good.

Floyd: My turn. *unwraps his gift and widens eyes* Get out! *holds up championship belt* T-This belongs to Tony King!

Nero: Correction! 'Belonged'.

Floyd: Nero!?

Nero: Merry Christmas, from your secret Santa!

Floyd: How'd you get this!?

Nero: Well....with some magic and Takeo's help, we took it and replaced Tony's name with yours on the belt. I knew how much you wanted it.

Floyd: Thanks, Nero. *wraps belt around himself* Woah......

Me: *sighs happily* Everyone got what they wanted:3

Nazi Richtofen: VAIT!!! *runs in the room*

Richtofen: *sighs* Mein evil twin.

Me: What is it, Evil Richtofen?

Nazi Richtofen: I haven't given mein gift to Gabby! *gives gift to Gabby*

Gabby (Tf2HoneyBunny) : *unwraps the small gift, revealing....an engagement ring!*

Everyone: *gasps*

Nazi Richtofen: *smiles* Vha t do you say, mein liebling?

Everly (Micayla and Richtofen's baby daughter): Nein! Not evil Uncle Eddy.

Me: *rolls eyes* *grabs mistletoe* Ohhhh Albert? *smirks at Albert*

Albert: *smiles* Come here. *pulls me in a kiss*

Misty: *grabs the mistletoe from me* Marlton? *grabs him and kisses him passionately*

Jessica: *snatches the mistletoe and grabs Floyd, kissing him*

Micayla: *snatches mistletoe and pulls Richtofen into a kiss*

Everly: Ewww. Mommy and Daddy are kissing:p

Takeo: *covers Everly's eyes* Not for babies.

Nikolai: *grabs mistletoe and pulls Amy (LuckyDuck115) towards him, kissing her*

Finn: *grabs mistletoe and grabs Angela, kissing her*

Billy: *gets the mistletoe and pulls Kalli (devilishgamergirl) towards him, kissing her*

The single boys: *roll eyes* Relationships.

Me: Well hope y'all enjoyed!

Tank: Be sure to vote, comment, and follow Lindsay!

Me: From me and the COD Zombie Crews.....

Everyone: MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

Tank: Now...*points up* Click on the video to hear me, Richtofen, Nikolai, and Tak sing our hearts out!:p

Richtofen: Even zhough...ve are not gute.

Me and Richtofen: ♡Bye♡