Cats
~Inspired by Buzzfeed's cat videos~
I decided to round up the crews so they can play with cats. :3
~Origins Crew~
Me: Do you like or hate cats?
Richtofen: I do not enjoy zhe company of cats.
Tank: Cats are actually my favorite. As you all might know from Zetsubou No Shima, I had a cat.
Nikolai: *sips vodka* Fuck cats.
Takeo: *shakes his head* I srice off the tairs of cats.
Me: Jesus, y'all are cruel.
~Green Run Crew~
Me: Do y'all like cats?
Misty: I never had a normal pet, since I had a monkey. So, I don't know.
Marlton: I can't say I am allergic to cats, I just don't like them.
Stu: Cats are evil. I enjoy dogs more.
Russman: What's a cat?
Me: -3-...
~Mob of the Dead Crew~
Me: Your opinion on cats?
Albert: I actually enjoy cats. They are quiet and very laidback.
Sal: I hate cats.
Billy: I hate their claws, so I hate them.
Finn: I'm not a cat person.
~Shadows of Evil Crew~
Me: Do y'all like cats?
Jessica: I had a kitten when I was little. Always scratched the crap out of me.
Nero: Nope.
Jack: Cats are weird.
Floyd: Not much of a cat lady.
~The surprise~
~Origins Crew~
Me: *gives them a huge box*
Cats: *meowing inside*
Tank: *gasps and quickly opens the box* Kittens!
Richtofen: Mein gott...*reaches in and pulls out a baby kitten*
Other cats: *jump out*
Nikolai: *widens his eyes at the cats*
Takeo: ...
Tank: *holds a kitten* This little guy is so cute.
~Green Run Crew~
Me: *hands them a box of their own*
Cats: *meowing inside*
Misty: *opens the lid* There's kittens!
Marlton: 0.0...
Russman: Oh Lord...
Stu: Meat...
Misty: This one...*points at a Garfield-like kitten* I want this one.
Marlton: This one has amazing eyes. *points at a black kitten* They are like a baby blue.
White kitten: *crawls on Russman*
Russman: ...There is a cat on me.
Stu: *pets the cat on Russman*
~Mob of the Dead Crew~
Albert: *opens the box full of kiitens* *gasps*
Billy: 0.0...*pets one of the kittens*
Cats: *meow at Sal*
Sal: What are they doin'?
Me: Pet them! They're not gonna do anything.
Sal: *quickly pats one on the head*
Finn: *chuckles* Our boss is scared of cats.
Sal: Am not, Michael! *glares at the kittens* I hate y'all -3-
Billy: *rolls his eyes and picks up a kitten, staring at it*
The kitten that Billy is holding: *meows*
Billy: *smiles* I like this lil' guy. *puts him down and pets him* I'll train him to be a wildcat.
Me: Oh wow...
~Shadows of Evil Crew~
Jessica: *opens the box* There's so many cats inside! 0.0
Nero: Hello...*picks two up* These are mine...and we are leaving :3
Jack: *shakes a kitten's paw* Hello..
Floyd: *stares at a kitten* What's so good about your kind? *pets it*
Kitten: *lies on its back*
Floyd: *rubs the kitten's belly* This one is small and adorable.
Jessica: *hugs a kitten*
~Final Thoughts~
~Origins Crew~
Tank: How can you not love a cat? *surrounded by kittens*
Richtofen: *chuckles and pets one* Puppies are better, but cats are good too.
Takeo: I guess they can be honorable. *nods*
Nikolai: *cuddles with a kitten* Cat is purring.
~Green Run Crew~
Misty: *cuddling with Marlton and Garfield kitten* OTP couple right here.
Marlton: *rolls his eyes*
Stu: Nah, these cats are okay.
Russman: Next time, bring pups.
~Mob of the Dead Crew~
Albert: *puts his cap on a kitten* Albert Jr.
Me: Awwww
Billy: *blows on a kitten's belly*
Sal: *glaring at the kittens*
Finn: *mutters* Cat hater...
~Shadows of Evil Crew~
Jessica: Just give me a sec...*kisses the kittens each*
Floyd: *smirks and pats Jessica* My kitten.
Jack: *gags*
Nero: *rolls his eyes and plays with a kitten* I want this little one.
~Another Surprise~
~All the crews gathered in one room~
Misty: OH MY GOD!
Jessica: *screams*
Everyone else: *running towards the puppies*
Tank: Jesus, puppies! *throws himself on the floor, getting attacked by puppies*
Richtofen: *throws himself as well* They smell like dog!
Jessica: Awwwww!!! *picks one up*
Misty: *laughs, while rubbing a puppy's belly*
Russman: I want them all!
Me: *rolls my eyes*
Sal: *getting licked by puppies* Ew.
Me: Well hope you enjoyed!
Tank: Be sure to vote, comment, and follow Lindsay!
Me and Richtofen: *surrounded by puppies* ♡Bye♡
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