Cats

~Inspired by Buzzfeed's cat videos~

I decided to round up the crews so they can play with cats. :3

~Origins Crew~

Me: Do you like or hate cats?

Richtofen: I do not enjoy zhe company of cats.

Tank: Cats are actually my favorite. As you all might know from Zetsubou No Shima, I had a cat.

Nikolai: *sips vodka* Fuck cats.

Takeo: *shakes his head* I srice off the tairs of cats.

Me: Jesus, y'all are cruel.

~Green Run Crew~

Me: Do y'all like cats?

Misty: I never had a normal pet, since I had a monkey. So, I don't know.

Marlton: I can't say I am allergic to cats, I just don't like them.

Stu: Cats are evil. I enjoy dogs more.

Russman: What's a cat?

Me: -3-...

~Mob of the Dead Crew~

Me: Your opinion on cats?

Albert: I actually enjoy cats. They are quiet and very laidback.

Sal: I hate cats.

Billy: I hate their claws, so I hate them.

Finn: I'm not a cat person.

~Shadows of Evil Crew~

Me: Do y'all like cats?

Jessica: I had a kitten when I was little. Always scratched the crap out of me.

Nero: Nope.

Jack: Cats are weird.

Floyd: Not much of a cat lady.

~The surprise~

~Origins Crew~

Me: *gives them a huge box*

Cats: *meowing inside*

Tank: *gasps and quickly opens the box* Kittens!

Richtofen: Mein gott...*reaches in and pulls out a baby kitten*

Other cats: *jump out*

Nikolai: *widens his eyes at the cats*

Takeo: ...

Tank: *holds a kitten* This little guy is so cute.

~Green Run Crew~

Me: *hands them a box of their own*

Cats: *meowing inside*

Misty: *opens the lid* There's kittens!

Marlton: 0.0...

Russman: Oh Lord...

Stu: Meat...

Misty: This one...*points at a Garfield-like kitten* I want this one.

Marlton: This one has amazing eyes. *points at a black kitten* They are like a baby blue.

White kitten: *crawls on Russman*

Russman: ...There is a cat on me.

Stu: *pets the cat on Russman*

~Mob of the Dead Crew~

Albert: *opens the box full of kiitens* *gasps*

Billy: 0.0...*pets one of the kittens*

Cats: *meow at Sal*

Sal: What are they doin'?

Me: Pet them! They're not gonna do anything.

Sal: *quickly pats one on the head*

Finn: *chuckles* Our boss is scared of cats.

Sal: Am not, Michael! *glares at the kittens* I hate y'all -3-

Billy: *rolls his eyes and picks up a kitten, staring at it*

The kitten that Billy is holding: *meows*

Billy: *smiles* I like this lil' guy. *puts him down and pets him* I'll train him to be a wildcat.

Me: Oh wow...

~Shadows of Evil Crew~

Jessica: *opens the box* There's so many cats inside! 0.0

Nero: Hello...*picks two up* These are mine...and we are leaving :3

Jack: *shakes a kitten's paw* Hello..

Floyd: *stares at a kitten* What's so good about your kind? *pets it*

Kitten: *lies on its back*

Floyd: *rubs the kitten's belly* This one is small and adorable.

Jessica: *hugs a kitten*

~Final Thoughts~

~Origins Crew~

Tank: How can you not love a cat? *surrounded by kittens*

Richtofen: *chuckles and pets one* Puppies are better, but cats are good too.

Takeo: I guess they can be honorable. *nods*

Nikolai: *cuddles with a kitten* Cat is purring.

~Green Run Crew~

Misty: *cuddling with Marlton and Garfield kitten* OTP couple right here.

Marlton: *rolls his eyes*

Stu: Nah, these cats are okay.

Russman: Next time, bring pups.

~Mob of the Dead Crew~

Albert: *puts his cap on a kitten* Albert Jr.

Me: Awwww

Billy: *blows on a kitten's belly*

Sal: *glaring at the kittens*

Finn: *mutters* Cat hater...

~Shadows of Evil Crew~

Jessica: Just give me a sec...*kisses the kittens each*

Floyd: *smirks and pats Jessica* My kitten.

Jack: *gags*

Nero: *rolls his eyes and plays with a kitten* I want this little one.

~Another Surprise~

~All the crews gathered in one room~

Misty: OH MY GOD!

Jessica: *screams*

Everyone else: *running towards the puppies*

Tank: Jesus, puppies! *throws himself on the floor, getting attacked by puppies*

Richtofen: *throws himself as well* They smell like dog!

Jessica: Awwwww!!! *picks one up*

Misty: *laughs, while rubbing a puppy's belly*

Russman: I want them all!

Me: *rolls my eyes*

Sal: *getting licked by puppies* Ew.

Me: Well hope you enjoyed!

Tank: Be sure to vote, comment, and follow Lindsay!

Me and Richtofen: *surrounded by puppies* ♡Bye♡

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