Richtofen: *blindfolded* Vhere are ve going?

Tank: You're gonna thank us for this!

Nikolai: *sips vodka* Da! Richtofen, you will love this.

Marlton: Alright, we're here. You can take the blindfold off.

Richtofen: *starts to take off blindfold*

Tank: *stops Richtofen* Wait! So you heard the plane noises?

Richtofen: *raises eyebrow* Ja....?

Tank:....Well....we're in San Diego.

Richtofen: Und....?

Takeo: *clears throat* Take the blindford off arready.

Richtofen: *takes blindfold off* *widens eyes*

Welcome to McKamey Manor

Richtofen: Mein gott! I love you all now! *laughs insanely*

Tank: Yep! You always talked about coming here.

Richtofen: Vell....bye everyone!

Marlton: Hold on!

Richtofen: *groans* Vhat!?

Tank: -_-....Do you really think that we're letting you go alone?

Sal: Lindsay said if anything happens to Richtofen before the wedding, she'll kill us! @Mactofen1918 won't be happy either.

Richtofen: So vhat are you saying?

Nero: We're going in with you.

Richtofen: You do know vhat happens in here?...*widens eyes*

Flyod: Nope, but we can't let you go alone. Micayla and Lindsay will be mad if we did.

Richtofen: Alright zhen...let's go!

The boys: *walk to the main entrance*

Richtofen: *gasps* It's Russ McKamey!

Note: Russ McKamey is the man who runs the attraction

Richtofen: Mein gott! McKamey! *runs up and hugs McKamey*

McKamey: Woah, woah, woah. *pushes Richtofen off* Not doing hugs here.

Tank: So.....what do we have to do? *raises eyebrow*

McKamey: Just fill out these waivers, boys. *hands out waivers*

The boys: *all sign up*

Marlton: *mutters* I hope I'm still in one piece to marry Misty.

McKamey: *smiles evily, after recieving everyone's waivers* You boys ready for the most awful experience of your life?

The boys: *nods head*

McKamey: *sweeps hand to entrance* Step in...

~Let's just say.....McKamey Manor is not the happiest place in the world...nor does it have the nicest people, so the guys are in for something bad. Or are they??~

The boys: 0.0.....*step in*

Random, crazy guys: *grab one guy each, pushing them in different directions*

Crazy #1: *smacks Tank in the face: Let's go, pretty boy! Inside now! *pushes Tank in a dark room*

Tank: *spits in Crazy #1's face: I'm Tank Dempsey, idiot!

Crazy #1: Don't care! Haha!

Crazy #2: *pushes Billy in the room with Crazy #1 and Tank* Let's see those pearlie whites!

Crazy #1: *stretches Tank's cheeks out, showing his teeth* Nice.

Crazy #2: *stretches Billy's cheeks out*

Billy: *snaps at Crazy #2* You're gonna pay for that!

Crazy #1: Aw. Handsome boy doesn't like being touched. *smiles evily* We'll change that.

Crazy #2: *closes door and locks it*

Billy and Tank: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

~Meanwhile with Russman and Stuhlinger~

Russman: No!!!!!! No more food! *throws up nasty food*

Stuhlinger: Russ buddy! *cries* You all won't get away with this!

Crazy #3: We're not the ones tied up, are we?

Crazy #4: *hands Crazy #3....bucket filled with.....cockroaches* Let them eat these.

Crazy #3: *stuffs Stuhlinger's mouth with roaches* EAT THEM!

Stu and Russman: AHHHHHHH!!!!!

~Meanwhile with Richtofen and Nikolai~

Crazy #5: *whips Richtofen* How the heck is this guy enjoying this!?

Richtofen: *moans seductively* Oh ja! Hit me again und again!

Nikolai: *sips vodka* He's Richtofen, da!

Crazy #6: *takes vodka from Nikolai* You're not allowed to drink in here!

Richtofen: 0.0...Ohhhhh....you shouldn't have done zhat...*smiles evily*

Crazy #5: Oh yeah? Like we're scared of y'all?

Nikolai: *glares at 5 & 6* Give me my VODKA! *breaks out of restraints and attacks the guys*

5 & 6: AHHHHHH!!!! You're not allowed to touch us!

Nikolai: Nikolai doesn't care!

~A few moments later~

The boys: *running and punching their way out of the manor*

Takeo: The exit is up ahead!

Richtofen: Ve vill be zhe ones to make it out of McKamey Manor! :)

McKamey: *blocks exit* Not so fast!

Tank: Richtofen! You know what to do!

Richtofen: *punches McKamey in the face* Vunderbar!

Billy: You know why people don't make it out of here?

Finn: Why?!

Billy: In horror movies, you don't play 'victim'....you fight back!

Nikolai: *sips vodka, that he got back* It's like Vanossgaming said.....'F*** the rules!'

The boys: *reach the exit and runs out the manor*

Tank: Oh-Rah! We made it!

The boys: *scream in victory at the top of their lungs*

Richtofen: Zhat vas VUNDERBAR! Best Bachelor Party ever!

The boys: *roll eyes* For you, maybe.....

Richtofen: *looks at the Review Camera near them*

The boys: *all stand in front of the camera*

Richtofen: My name is Dr. Edvard Richtofen.

Tank: Tank Dempsey.

Nikolai: Nikolai Belinski. *sips vodka*

Takeo: *bows slightly* Takeo Masaki.

Sal: Sal Deluca.

Albert: Albert Arlington.

Billy: Billy Handsome.

Finn: Finn O' Leary.

Marlton: Marlton Johnson.

Stu: Samuel J. Stuhlinger.

Russman: Russman!

Nero: The great Nero Blackstone!

Flyod: *cracks knuckles* Flyod Campbell.

Jack: *tips hat* Jack Vincent.

Richtofen: Und ve all conquered McKamey Manor!

The boys: *scream in victory*

Richtofen: I did it for you, Micayla. *blows kiss*

Tank: Hope yall enjoyed!

Richtofen: Be sure to vote, comment, und follow Lindsay und mein future vife, @Mactofen1918!

Richtofen: ♡Bye♡

Nero: Now....let's run! *looks at McKamey and the Crazies running towards them*

Everyone: *runs away* AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

NOTE: McKamey Manor is not a great place. It's a torture house. DON'T GO! Don't let the guys hype you up to go to this place. The stuff that I put on here is not even close to what really happens in the manor...don't let this chapter make you think otherwise.

Note #2( In case Russ McKamey read this, which I highly doubt) : It's just a joke. You and your team are.......................insane and brutal. I will never go to this place, so be lucky:p

Note #3 (In case people who went inside McKamey Manor or works there): Not trying to offend anyone. This was simply for laughs and entertainment. Please don't take it personal.