Me: YALL!!!!!

Tank: What?! Lindsay, aren't you suppose to be in school.

Me: I'm about to in a couple of minutes, but guess what, zombie crews.

Everyone: What?

Me: Uglyturnip is now on Wattpad!!!

Misty: HELL YEAH! I love him! Marlton not like that.

Tank: Oh-Rah! He wrote The Last CDC Agent!

Billy: I gotta complain that I shouldn't have died.

Everyone: *stares at him*

Billy: It's true!

Me: *rolls eyes* Anyway, this dude is amazing!!

Takeo: He brought honor to Fanfiction.Net now he will bring honor on Wattpad!

Nikolai: Da!! *sips vodka*

Me: So, I couldn't believe it. I woke up this morning for school and I checked my phone and this person comments saying 'Hey, thanks for adding my book on here' and I was like no this can't be Uglyturnip who wrote this amazing book and then I checked on his profile and I freaked out!

Tank: *rolls eyes* Well hope yall enjoyed, Lindsay is about to enter school.

Me: Be sure to vote, comment, and follow me and Uglyturnip

Me and Richtofen: ♥Bye♥