Me: Ok yall! Another dare today!

Tank: Oh-Rah! Let's go!

Me: @FNAFDUDE101 dares yall to react to LonelyMailbox's Richtofen Rap!

Richtofen: *wipes fake tear away* I feel so loved. Danke!

Everyone: *rolls eyes*

Misty: Alright! Here we go. *presses play button*

(Intro of lonelybox talking/rapping, didnt feel like writing it:p)

Taking it back to the good old days

You know, before "The Giant"

Before young Eddy took the reins

Tank: Yeah. Shootin' him in the head. *chuckles*

Richtofen: Dempshey...I hate you.

Misty: *throws popcorn at them* You boys, shut up!

And we're gonna tell the story

Of a man we all know

His name's Eddy

Or is it Teddy?

Maybe the doctor? I don't know

I guess it really doesn't matter

What it is that we call him

He's a German scientist

And he's always been ballin'

Richtofen: Ja, I have. Vith big und long b-

Everyone: RICHTOFEN! 0-0

Richtofen: Vhat?

Me: *motions at the readers* Language! No sexual stuff...in this book.

Misty: *rolls eyes*

Worked for "Group 935"

Until that shit got appalling

Thought his boss was distracted

Richtofen: By zhat vretched Sophia! *mutters angrily*

Everyone: Dang it, Sophia!

So he got to plotting

He was testing Samantha

You already know

Locked 'em in the teleporter

It was time for them to go

And then he thought he succeeded

Thought he murdered them both

But then he sent her to the moon

And she was in control

Richtofen: *mutters* Little brat.

Now you know what that means

He had to fix some things

Too bad he couldn't rewind

You know, go back in time

Me: If that was possible, none of this stuff wouldnt have happened!

Tank: I know!

Richtofen: Nein! Shut up, everyone.

Nikolai: Richtofen, are you upset? *smirks and sips vodka*

Richtofen: *stern face*

So he grabbed the crew

And he did what he do

He went from map to map

Until they finally got to moon

And now, kids, please close your ears

'Cause this is where it gets naughty

This is where he decided

To take a little girl's body

Everyone: *stares at Richtofen*

Richtofen: Not like zhat!

Tank: *mutters* Pedophile.

Decided to add this since it made me laugh so much:p---- Yo, but seriously Richtofen, I mean come on. Is that your wunderwaffe or your girl's wunderwaffe.

Everyone: OHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Tank: *points at Richtofen* You got owned, Doc!

Richtofen: *grits teeth* Dempshey!

So they launched three missles

And they blew up the world

In fact, they blew it up quicker

Than TMART goes through girls

And what do you know

There were four survivors

Running from denizens

And getting rides from bus drivers

Misty: I remember that robot dude.

Stuhlinger: *sighs* I still remember that tunnel. And those freaks underground. And the lava. And the fog!

Marlton: Terrible times.

Russman: I don't even remember.

Yo, you had to think choices

Had to listen to the voices

It was Maxis or Eddy

Picking between two evil forces

If you listen to Daddy

Then you end up dead

Misty: That fuckin' German! Uh! Thank god he's not in this book.

Maxis: Are you sure about zhat, Ms. Briarton?

Richtofen: *widens eyes* MAXIS!

Everyone: *grabs weapons*

....A few minutes later....

Me: *wipes blood away from forehead* Don't worry yall. Maxis won't be a problem.

Richtofen: *wipes away blood from his scalpel* Gute.

If you want to lose your body

Choose the voice inside your head

Stuhlinger: That voice! I'm getting you back German! *points at Richtofen*

Richtofen: *rolls eyes* Awww Sammy. Did I do somezhing vrong? *smirks evily*

They said: "We're taking it back again"

"Whatchu mean!?"

They said: "We're taking it all the way back to 1918"

Up in Northern France

Where the sun don't shine

And your brain might succumb

To the 115

That's what happened to Maxis

So Eddy put him in a drone

Then he traveled back in time

To pop a cap in his own

Tank: Yes!

Richtofen: Nein....again!

Me: *rolls eyes* Welp! Rikki, what did ya think?

Everyone: *looks at Richtofen*

Richtofen: Vhy are you all looking at me! *rolls eyes* I know I'm gute looking, but dammit! I need some space.

Me: What did ya think of the rap, Rikki? *annoyed*

Richtofen: I zhought it vas vunderbar! Because zhe rap vas all about me. *points at himself and grins*

Me: *rolls eyes* Well hope yall enjoyed!

Tank: Be sure to vote, comment, and follow Lindsay and @FNAFDUDE101

Me and Richtofen: ♥Bye♥

Me: WAIT! Before we go.... *reaches behind my back*

Misty: Lindsay?.... *raises eyebrow*

Me: *pulls out RPG* HAPPY LATE PANDA DAY! *Shoots stuffed panda bears out of RPG everywhere*

Richtofen: *gets hit in the face by a panda bear and falls down*

Everyone: 0-0..........

Me: *puts RPG in Stuhlinger's arms* I didn't do it. *runs out the room*