Me: Hey again! I'm with the boys this time!

Tank: Oh-Rah! Sup yall!

Nikolai: Da! Hi boys and girls! *sips vodka*

Richtofen: Hello, mein children. *smiles evily*

Takeo: Hai! *bows slightly*

Me: Ok! So we have a new dare!

Tank: No!!!!!!!

Richtofen: Zhe pain! Zhe agony! Zhe joy! *squeals*

Me: It's for Nikolai.

Nikolai: *spits vodka out* What!?

Me: You ready? For the fans.

Nikolai: Da! Nikolai will do it for fans!

Me: *smiles evily* a_clangley12 dares you to take a machete and chop up a bottle of vodka!

Nikolai: 0-0........

Tank: Here's the machete, Nikki! *hands Nikolai a machete*

Richtofen: Cue zhe epic orchestra music, Lindsay? *grins*

Me: YES!

~Epic orchestra music plays~

~We all look at Nikolai with hawk eyes~

Nikolai: Ummmm. *looks at machete, then vodka, and then us*

~Nikolai bites his fingernails off~

~30 seconds later~

Nikolai: I can't do it! *grabs vodka and runs out the room*

Me: I knew he couldn't do it! You're a coward, Nikki!

Nikolai: I'M NOT! *runs back in the room*

Me: Yes, you are. *smirks*

Nikolai: I'll show you, little girl! *grabs machete and slices the vodka bottle in half*

Nikolai: See? *smirks*

Tank: Yeah. We see that you just did the dare! *starts laughing*

Nikolai: 0-0!!! No!!!! *gets on his knees and licks up the vodka on the floor*

Everyone except Nikolai bursts out laughing

Richtofen: *wipes tear from his eye* Poor Nikki! :)

Tank: Hope yall enjoyed! Be sure to vote, comment, and follow Lindsay and a_clangley12!

Me and Richtofen: ♥Bye♥

Nikolai: *pouts* I hate you all.