Me: oh no this will start an actual fight

Sassy: *walks in with messy hair and a cup of coffee* what's going *yawn* on here 

Me: nothing *hides iPad behind me* nothing at all

Spirit: *walks in with a Starbucks drink* she's smiling you know what that means

Sassy: yep, author is lying 

Me: shit

Spirit: *snatches the iPad and reads the question* ha that's easy I would win

Sassy: you would win what *reads the question* like hell you would, I'm the stronger one

Spirit: no I am the strong one

Me: girls girls calm down please or at least put the iPad down *takes iPad*

Sassy: *pushes Spirit* you're just a weak ass bitch 

Spirit: *gets in her face* you're the newer one here so you're the weak ass bitch

Sassy: *throws her coffee on Spirit* fuck you

Spirit: *throws her Starbucks cup at Sassy's face* how about I fuck you up

Me: I need help *runs out to get Slenderman* 

Sassy: *punches Spirit in the face* 

Spirit: *wipes the blood from her mouth* you're going to regret *eyes flash red*

Sassy: *smirks* make me 

Spirit & Sassy: *start fights*

Me & Slender: *walks in* 

Slender: *gets pissed* ENOUGH YOU TWO HERE NOW

Spirit & Sassy: *stops then runs over then both sits down in front of him* yes sir

Slender: I'm very disappointed in you both of you

Me: I think you two answering that question got out of hand

Slender: I agree, now you both are strong young pastas please act like it

Spirit: yes sir

Sassy: sorry sir

Me: well anyways thank you for the question 

Everyone: bye