Favorite kind of story to read?

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#1: Irony. IT NEEDS TO HAVE IRONY.

#2: Fantasy, bruh.

#3: Shipping... It has to have a shipping... ;-;

#4: Has to have a strong, meaningful theme. If it doesn't, I might honestly just throw it into the trash. I don't know how you can't have a theme though. It's almost impossible to avoid a theme unless it's a full blown comedy.

#5: Has to have a good story line and plot line. The antagonist has to be ominous and somewhat 'evil.'

#6: Backstory. Backstories man. ;-;

#7: Action. With fantasy, I don't know how you can't have action... I don't know how you can't have action in any book.

#8: Drama, but not too much drama. (I have serious trouble with this in The Storm 😑)

#9: I'd prefer a book if it's a series... I know, this is a weird one, but I honestly do. If it's just book, I tend to dislike the book more. So in other words, it has to be long.

#10: Well written. It has to show how hard the writer worked on their piece of work. I can usually tell through the vocabulary (depends), layout, and most importantly, originality.

#11 It has to be well thought through. (TWISTS). I needz the twists, man. ALSO, puzzles. Emily Rodda did great with that in the Deltora Quest series! My favorite one is still from book 7. (Yeah. I'm a nerd) xD

#12: Descriptive.
I suck at this because I'm lazy, so I usually tend to skip trough descriptions. ;-;

#13: Humor... Come on guys, there has to be some comedy smashed into a book. Don't we need to laugh?

#14: It has to make you smile, laugh, and cry. If a book can make me cry... *claps* You win all of me. *blows into tissue* ... There's been no book that's made me cry so far, so I'm sad ;-; I shed a tear as Rue died in Hunger Games, but that was pretty much it.

#15: Something unique.
A book has to have some kind thing that they can call there's. Maybe just a simple slogan or something like that.

#16: IT CANT BE A DANG DREAM. IF EVERYTHING I READ TURNS OUT TO BE FALSE AND FAKE, I WILL THROW THE BOOK INTO THE TRASH...

#17: Can't be blunt. (A plot line worn out to the point of the end) If this happens, I will not allow it. A writer needs something to layer out the whole book (which I failed to do in Pokèmon High School)

#18: Characters. An author must stick with a character's personality and traits throughout a whole book or series. If they do this-- *round of applause* 8 out of 8 m8

#19: Protagonist. Everyone has to have an interesting, original, cliché main character.... Like, really. It doesn't have to be the cliché protagonist though .-. That would be interesting.

#20: Writing style. It can be in whatever style. I'll read it.

AND ILL END IT HERE. 😂😂😂