Me: GUYS WAKE YOUR BUTTS UP OR I'LL GET THE POTS AND PANS AGAIN!!!

Everyone else: NO!! *runs over to where i am*

Takumi: what is it this time?

Me: brah it's christmas, look at the date

Takumi: *looks at the date* oh

Elise: CHRISTMAS!! CHRISTMAS!!!! WHERE ARE THE PRESENTS!!!

Me: in the living room, but first we have to eat, my mom cook some food

Ayla and Elise: WHOO FOOD!!!

Kamui: calm yourselves

Me: before we get started, we have some special quests here for this special. My irl cousin Ari, and her wife, Mer

Ari: hello ^ ^

Mer: hi

Ryoma: Greetings, welcome to the castle

Me: MY castle, i pay rent here and pretty much pay everything here

Ryoma: fanfic life

Me: don't expose my irl life. Only I'm allowed to do that. Anyways, lets get some food

~the food~

Jakob: this food looks great!!

Me: yep, shout out to my irl mom!! now, i got a gifts for our readers

Cherry: what is it?

Me:

Mer: fanart of Fire emblem fates, Pokemon and Marvel?

Me: well better then nothing, anyways marry christmas everybody

Everyone: MARRY CHRISTMAS AND GOODBYE!!