The Author Doesn't Know How to Title This

Me: Here we are once again!! I'm very happy to be here once again with my best friend Erik :)

Erik: That Face is creepy

Me: Erik!! Be a positive person!! People are asking us questions!!

Erik: Ugh you're right..

Me: We have some from CADarling again!! Thank you for asking more!! She asked: "These are questions for both again.

1.) What do you think of butterflies?

2.) What are you favorite books?

3.) Favorite Flower?

4.) Favorite Food?

5.) Favorite time of day?"

Erik: Well, considering I'm typically indoors, I don't really know much about butterflies, but I think they are majestic and more beautiful then me. I love by Edgar Allen Poe, and I don't have a favorite by him. My favorite flower should be obvious, it's a red rose. My favorite food would most likely be anything sweet. If any of you read the old 'Ask ErikPhantom' book, then you'd understand my sweet tooth.

Me: YES!! IT WAS SCARY!! DO NOT GIVE HIM CANDY!!!! PLEA-

Erik: THIS IS MY MOMENT MISSY!! Ahem.. ignore her. My favorite time of the day should also be obvious, night.

Me: My turn!! I personally love butterflies, but I have a friend who has a phobia of them, so I can't see any around her because she literally murders them. My favorite book is probably this one I'm reading called 'The Family Romanov'. My favorite flower is the same as Erik because roses are really beautiful. My favorite food is probably popcorn or literally any kind of pasta. I don't really have a favorite time of the day. I'm not a morning, or a night person, so a mid-day person?

Erik: Great. Thanks for asking questions.

Me: OH WE HAVE MORE TO ANSWER!! We have more from CADarling. She asks, "And these are for Erik...

1.) If I came to Paris, and we met up, could you give me a tour of your home?

2.) Can I give you a hug because I'm sad?

3.) I'm essentially untrained in the realm of opera, but would there be any way for you to teach me some things? I've been told I have a natural gift for it. People said I have the voice of an angel....which is kinda embarrassing to admit. I feel very self absorbed for saying so."

Erik: The people love me more than you!! Haha

Me: Shut it!! It's only because you're famous! I'm just an author.

Erik: Anyway. I would love to give you a tour of my home if you ever visited me! Why are you sad my dear? Of course I'll give you a hug!! And if you ever visited me, I'd love to teach you some things about opera. I also know about the whole "being told you have a voice of an angel" thing. You know, with me being the whole angel of music. Haha I'm so cool.

Me: Erik.. just stop

Erik: Well.. are we finally done?

Me: Nope!! We have more from , Thank you for asking more again my lovely!! She asks, "Okay I'm sorry all my questions are for Erik but he's just so cute and lovable!

Why would you bed a woman if it's not proper?

Because we need to address what happened in the last chapter of this Q&A 😂"

Erik: It's okay to admit that I'm better than the author. Anyway, I never really got to say what I'd do. I said I'd take her to the be-. Then I got cut off. That could mean many things. I could have said the best cafe in France!! I never said I'd bed her.

Me: Oh my god. This is not a mature rated book.

Erik: Another reason why I wouldn't!!

Me: Well thank you both for asking questions!! We love you all!!

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