Me: Alrighty. More questions for our lovely Erik!

Erik: I swear if it's more about dicks or sex..

Me: Not this time! You've been saved.

Erik: How can I believe you and the ones asking the questions?

Me: Come on!!! Just hear the question.

Erik: Fine..

Me: Okay Christinedestler1 asks if you've read some of her stories.

Erik: I'm afraid I have not, my dear. If you recommend which ones I should read, I will do so, and I'll write about what I think of them.

Me: See? Not too bad

Erik: You aren't the one who's been constantly getting dirty questions.

Me: Yeah but that's because people like you more.

Erik: Impossible.

Me: You're more attractive.

Erik: I'm deformed!

Me: Exactly.

Erik: Wait What?! I don't understand!

Me: Thank you for the questions! Please comment more!! Thank you so much!!

~ErikPhantom/[^}_^]