Me: Here we go again!!! Questions are fun, aren't they Erik?

Erik: Mhm... sure..

Me: Aww they love you!! Let's get right into it!! Christinrdestler1 asks, "Erik would you love Christine if she was disfigured and you weren't? Erik am I the only Christine on wattpad you will love?"

Erik: Very good questions, my dear. Well of course I'd love Christine if she was disfigured and I wasn't. Honestly, looks don't matter. It's only the heat that makes a person.

Me: You're saying that because you don't want to admit the truth

Erik: I AM NOT!! Anyway, you are also the only Christine on Wattpad that I will ever love, my dear. You ask the best questions.