Help me. Why did I make this. *Facepalms*

Hollyleaf ran into camp, breathing in heavily. She scented for Brambleclaw. There he was, licking his paw and drawing it over his ear. Disgusting. Cleaning yourself was against the warrior code! Hollering something about the warrior code, she hurled herself at Brambleclaw with a lighter. Setting his nest bedding on fire she darted out of camp like a snake, while Icecloud hollered for the Thunderclan fire team. Every ginger cat in the clan, Firestar, Sandstorm, Brightheart, Brackenfur (I think he has been called ginger) and Squirrelflight dressed in all red holding a hose, running over to where Brambleclaw was shrieking from third-degree burns.

Meanwhile over in the other side of camp, Jayfeather and Mousefur were walking in circles, with Jayfeather waving his stick around like a psycho, chanting about insane millennial's, with Longtail in the middle, calmly saying nothing.

Lionblaze was hunting with Dovepaw. Making loud, screeching, bird-like noises, the pair ran around the forest searching for prey. 

Leafpool watched it all unfold with extreme concern.

Jayfeather continued chanting his weird millennial nonsense, until Mousefur's voice was gone, and he opened his eyes and saw, mountains?

"Jay's Wing? What is a mil-en-al?" Half Moon asked.

"I have no idea." Jayfeather said, then continued chanting his millennial nonsense.

Back to Hollyleaf, she had been confined to a hole, which was also, against the code. So Hollyleaf devised a plan, to punish her clanmates. She hauled herself out of the hole, and made a sketch of her plan.

Back in camp, Dovepaw and Lionblaze, surprisingly caught plenty of prey for the clan. 

Everyone hears the relaxing sound of a chainsaw buzzing as a tree fell into the hollow. 

Briarpaw and Longtail get crushed by a tree.

DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNN!

Im going to lose followers for this.