If you're bored and you don't have books to look at

Then why don't you stop - emulating a ditz

Try puttin' on the ritz

A variety of types from crimes to adventure trips

It won't be hard in finding the one that fits

For puttin' on the ritz

Written like a Pulitzer best seller

No one else can match this daring feller

He ain't yeller

Come let's go where Ratty Kat finds adventure

On written pages full of exciting bits

Start puttin' on the ritz

Have you read the rest of my books

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About adventures far and wide

Villains having no place to hide

Smart talk and delectable dames

Bad guys with memorable names

Committing every crime

Having a wonderful time

If you're bored and you don't have books to look at

Then why don't you stop - emulating a ditz

Try puttin' on the ritz

A variety of types from crimes to adventure trips

It won't be hard in finding the one that fits

For puttin' on the ritz

Written like a Pulitzer best seller

No one else can match this daring feller

He ain't yeller

Come let's go where Ratty Kat finds adventure

On written pages filled with exciting bits

Start puttin' on the ritz

Thank you all . . . thank you very much!