My eyes fluttered open, pupils immediately dilating, not ready for the light that shone into the usually dark room. I turned my head to the side, realizing that my head was no longer laying on his chest but instead a white pillow, to my relief, however the Joker was still sound asleep in bed.

I silently debated in my head whether or not to wake him up, the answer was clear and i simply lay my head back down looking the man over. His neon green hair was strewn all over but an inch or so of brunette hair stood out showing his roots.

I had always thought his hair was stunted from the acid and would never grow again, keeping its green coloring but the new roots that showed pointed to him dying it. I was admiring how young and innocent the clown of crime himself was when his eyes suddenly fluttered open.

"Goodmorning dollface"

He grinned and I smiled as well instantly throwing myself on him so I was sitting on his chest.

"Morning J, I thought you'd never wake up."

He groggily laughed giving me a weak half smile before poking my stomach which felt confusingly sticky.

"Well now that I'm awake, I think it's time for us to jump in the shower, wouldn't want you to stay covered in my... juices."

I went red in the face as I remembered exactly what the mystery substance was and got off of him quickly walking into the bathroom. I turned on the water before looking in the mirror, My neon hair was thrown every which way and my eyes slowly wandered down until I saw the dried up goo, resting on my lower stomach.

A still half asleep Joker walked in, pushing his hand through his hair, something that I had grown to find an attractive action.

"So darling, shall we?"

He grinned at me in the mirror as he pulled the shower door open, I gave him a smile and nodded, walking in with him following.

It was a good sized shower but we still ended up pressed up against each other, his arms around my waist as I washed away the goo, humming a song that had gotten stuck in my head.

"I love your voice doll, you'll have to sing for me sometimes"

His cold breath against my neck made me shiver and I turned so I was now facing him before pushing up on my tiptoes and kissing him.

While we kissed he slyly took the soapy loofa from my hand and pressed it against my chest, I pulled back from the kiss in surprise but quickly melted into his touch as he moved it around from my breasts to my waist.

"Beautiful"

I smiled as ever few moments he would say another compliment while scrubbing my body, I didn't believe it but I smiled none the less.

When he was done cleaning me I took the loofah and did the same to him, moving my way over his body I would stop every so often to admire one of the many tattoos, some that I had never noticed before.

He pulled me close again as we both stood under the water, washing all the suds away and he gently kissed my shoulder, I decided in this moment of peace that would most likely never happen again with our psychotic minds to ask about his roots.

"Do you dye your hair?"

He stopped kissing me and just let his mouth hover over my shoulder.

"Pardon?"

"Well I noticed your roots coming in, so I just assumed you most."

"Ah, I see."

He grabbed a bottle of shampoo behind me, lathering some in his hair before standing up straight once more.

"So you do?"

He still hadn't answered my question and I looked up at him and he scrubbed his head.

"No, I never have, I believe the color came from the acid and clothing color I was wearing. My hair never changed after that, never grew more, the color never came out, this is the first time in years I've seen my hair again..."

He drifted off swearing and he closed his one eye, trying to rinse the soap that had drifted into it out.

"Then why do you think its changing now?"

He put his head back with his eyes closed as the water pushed the shampoo out of his green and brown locks.

"Do I look like someone who would know something like that doll?"

He opened one eye looking down at me and I shrugged knowing that this was as much a surprise to him as it was to me.

We finished the rest of the shower in silence before getting out. J grabbed some towels from the closet and gave me one, both were purple and I giggled figuring it must be his favorite color since it had appeared multiple times in his room and clothing.

"So you were a brunette"

I giggled while looking at him as he searched his closet for some clothing.

"...just like me."

He threw some girl clothing over to me, his normal smile covering his face.

"yup, Just like you."

I quietly put on the clothes as I looked in the mirror, He had given me some khaki jeans and a black shirt (along with undergarments).

"Hey J, I know you had everyone stay somewhere else for the night.."

He made a noise of approval and I continued.

"So where did Harley go? I mean she just escaped Arkham."

I turned to look at him and he had his Arkham sweats on.

"She went with Ivy, Harley wasn't the only one I let loose that night, I'm sure Ivy is hiding in some apartment and them being best friends, that's most likely where she is."

I nodded and smiled before leaving the room.

"Hey J?"

He turned to me.

"I'll go make some breakfast."

I winked and sprinted off towards the kitchen, a new found energy inside me, I guess this is love.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

HEYYYY THATS PRETTY GOOOOOOD.

lmao

So sorry that once again this update took me so long, Its mostly just school as always, I'm still not entirely caught up from my time out when I was in the hospital so i've been foccusing on that.

But I'm going to try to update more

god I feel like i say that every time ;-;

But for real this time

Im actually gonna put it on my calender, a date every 2 weeks at least where i'll update this book.

Not sure if i said this before but there will be 18 more chapters and then the book will be over...so yeah.

Its been really fun to write this and i'm so happy it got so much love.

I love you all and I hope you continue to read my other works after this is done!

BYE BYE