The episode opens with a shot of the sun.

" Summer break. A time of dealing with extreme heat and sunburns. Some like it as they see it as a time to take it easy... Except for my family. "

Three kids in a golf cart crash through the " Welcome to Gravity falls " sign. Panthie was riding in the backseat while Dipper and Mabel were in the front, Dipper was driving as an unknown monster was chasing them. Panthie had her arms crossed with an annoyed expression.

Mabel: It's getting closer!

Panthie: Maybe because a certain boy sucked at driving.

Dipper: Hey!- Ah!

The monster growls and tries to catch the cart but falls short. The cart flies off a rock and lands roughly.

" Name's Panthie Pines. The dork driving is my cousin Dipper, and the girl wearing the sweater that's about to puke is his twin sister Mabel. You are probably wondering what the damn are we doing in a golf cart and why we are currently getting chased by a monster, right? "

The monster throws a tree in their path.

Mabel: Look out!

The image freezes as the twins were screaming while Panthie had a blank expression on her face.

" It's actually not as fun as it looks. Let's rewind so I can explain it to you, dorks "

( A few days ago )

Dipper and Mabel arrived and were dropped off at the Mystery Shack, and Panthie waved at them with a smile on the porch.

" My cousin's parents shipped them to me and my dad to our home Gravity falls, Oregon, at our home in the woods. "

Cut to Panthie taking the twins to the attic. Mabel started hanging up posters.

Mabel: This attic is amazing. Check out all my splinters! ( She holds up her hands and shows the gigantic splinter sticking out of them )

Panthie raised her brow at the 12 year old girl, as Dipper backed up into his bed and saw that there was a goat on it.

Dipper: And there's a goat on my bed.

Panthie: Yeah... I don't exactly know how he keeps getting inside the shack.

Mabel then walked to the goat, holding out her arm.

Mabel: Hey, friend.-

The goat then begins chewing on her sleeve.

Mabel: Oh! Yes, you can keep chewing on my sleeve. ( Laughs )

Panthie looks at Mabel as if she was crazy.

" As you can tell, I'm not like these two weirdos. Mabel looks on the bright side of things.

Cuts to Panthie watching Mabel roll down a hill from a high branch of a tree. Panthie was laying on the branch on her stomach like a cat.

Mabel: Yay! Grass!

Panthie rolls her eyes, before looking down at Dipper, who was sitting under the tree she was in 's shadow, trying to read a book as a woodpecker pecks on his hat.

" And Dipper is somewhat paranoid. I was having a bit of trouble with trying to get used to them and bond with them cause they're family "

Stan then jumps out at Dipper, wearing a mask, scaring the boy.

Stan: Boo!

Dipper: Ah! ( Falls over )

Stan takes off the mask and starts laughing.

" And that's my dad, the one and the only, Stan Pines, the best con man that I have ever known "

Stan then coughs several times and hits his chest.

Stan: It was worth it.

Panthie chuckled, earning a glare from Dipper.

Cut to Stan leading tourists through the Mystery Shack. The jackalope's antler falls off.

" My Dad had turned our house into a tourist attraction we call The Mystery Shack. And I use my weird gift, as my dad calls it or my so call costume according to my cousins and the employees, to good use by helping the business. "

Stan: Ladies and gentlemen, behold! The Were-kitten!

Panthie appears on a small stage, wearing a cute pastel blue dress. She then magically transformed into a small anthropomorphic black shorthair cat. The tourist awed at her cuteness as Panthie gave them a cute " meow ".

" You can also take a guess who had to work here while they were staying. "

Panthie watched from her stage as Mabel reaches to touch a large eyeball. Stan slaps Mabel's hand with his 8 ball cane.

Stan: ( to Mabel: ) No touching the merchandise!

" I thought this summer was going to be just like the summers before, but it seemed that my cousins' arrival caused some trouble to pop up. Not like I'm complaining or anything. "

Cut to Mabel peeking through the Stan-bobbleheads. Panthie was on her stage, out of her " costume ".

Mabel: He's looking at it! He's looking at it!

Panthie saw that a boy was looking at a note, which she knew that it was from Mabel.

Boy: Uh... ( Reading note: ) Do you like me? Yes? Definitely? Absolutely!!! ( Looks around )

Mabel: I rigged it!

Dipper was spraying a jar with water and wipes it off.

Dipper: Mabel, I know you're going through your whole " boy crazy " phase, but I think you're kind of overdoing it with the crazy part.

Panthie: ( rolls her eyes ) Ya think?

Mabel: What? ( Blows raspberry ) Come on, guys! This is me and Dipper's first summer away from home! It's my big chance to have an epic summer romance!

Dipper: Yeah, but do you need to flirt with every guy you meet?

Panthie: The boy that was by the greeting card display two days ago, the turtle boy at the park a day ago, and let's not forget the guy at the mattress store.

Mabel: Mock all you want, Brother and Little cousin, but I got a good feeling about this summer. I wouldn't be surprised if the man of my dreams walked through that door right now.

Stan walks through the door holding some signs, and he burps, but it gets caught in his throat.

Stan: Oh! Oh, not good. Ow.

Mabel: Aww! Why!

Panthie and Dipper laughed in response to Mabel's disgust.

Stan: All right, all right, look alive, people. I need someone to go hammer up these signs in the spooky part of the forest.

Panthie: Nope!

Dipper: Not it!

Mabel: Not it!

Soos: Uh, also not it.

Stan: Nobody asked you, Soos.

Soos: I know, and I'm comfortable with that. ( Eats a chocolate bar )

Stan: Wendy, I need you to put up this sign!

Wendy: ( pretends to reach for the signs while reading a magazine ) I would, but I, ugh, can't, ugh, reach it, ugh...

Stan: I'd fire all of you if I could. All right, let's make it... Eenie, meenie, miney... ( Points at Dipper ) you.

Dipper: Aw, what? Grunkle Stan, whenever I'm in those woods, I feel like I'm being watched.

Panthie groaned as she had heard this many times before.

Stan: Ugh, this again.

Dipper: I'm telling you, something weird is going on in this town. Just today, my mosquito bites spelled out " BEWARE. "

Dipper showed his arm to Stan and Panthie.

Panthie: Dipper, I'm only six and even I know that " BEWARB. "

Dipper scratches his arm.

Stan: ( to Dipper: ) Look, kid. The whole " monsters in the forest " thing is just local legend, drummed up by guys like me to sell merch to guys like that.

A fat, sweaty man laughs while looking at a Stan-bobblehead's head bobble.

Stan: ( to Dipper: ) So quit being so paranoid!

Stan then gives Dipper the signs and Dipper leaves with a sigh.

Panthie: ( rolls her eyes ) Sometimes I question if I am really younger than Paranoid Dipper.

( Slight time skip )

Panthie was napping behind the TV when she heard the voices of her cousin. She peeks out from behind the TV and saw that Dipper had some kind of weird journal and that Mabel was on the armchair.

Dipper: It's amazing! Grunkle Stan and Panthie said I was being paranoid, but according to this book, Gravity falls has this secret dark side. ( Shows Mabel a page )

Mabel: Whoa! Shut up! ( Pushes Dipper )

Dipper: And get this! After a certain point, the pages just..stop, like the guy who was writing it... mysteriously disappeared.

The doorbell then rings.

Dipper: Who's that?

Mabel: Well, time to spill the beans. Boop.

Mabel then knocks over a can of bean that was on the table.

Mabel: Beans. This girl's got a date! Woot woot!

Mabel falls backwards into the chair, giggling. Panthie raised her brow at the news.

Dipper: Let me get this straight: in the half hour I was gone, you already found a boyfriend?

Mabel: What can I say? I guess I'm just IRRESISTIBLE!

The doorbell rings twice.

Mabel: Oh. Coming!

Mabel runs out of the room and Dipper sits down in the chair and begins to read the journal. Panthie walked out from behind the TV and to Dipper as Stan walks in the room.

Stan: What'cha reading there, slick?

Panthie: Some nerd thing?

Dipper: Oh!

Dipper throws the book under the seat and grabs a magazine.

Dipper: I was just catching up on, uh... Gold Chains For Old Men Magazine?

Stan: That's a good issue.

Panthie rolls her eyes at Dipper.

Mabel: ( off-screen: ) Hey, family! Say hello to my new boyfriend!

Panthie glared at the boy with a black hoodie with her arms crossed.

Mabel's new Boyfriend: 'Sup?

Dipper: Hey...

Panthie: ( just glares at him )

Stan: How's it hanging?

Mabel: We met at the cemetery. He's really deep. Oh. Little muscle there.-

Panthie: And with that, I'm out, I'll be in my room.

When Panthie got close to the boy, she gave him one more glare before going to her room.

Panthie: ( silently as she walked up the stairs: ) That boy is hiding somethin'. And he better pray that it doesn't have anything to do with my cousin.

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That's it for this chapter, I hope you like it

What do you think will happen in the next chapter?

Till next time my agents of mischief 😜