So I was in health/PE class recently and we were learning about our coach and we learned he had a ponytail a long time ago. One of my classmates ask "well why did You cut it off?" Our coach responded with " I cut it off to give it to charity, cause my hair kinda thick so you can like make two wigs out of it." My classmate said nothing but "oh". The room was dead silent until our coach said " kinda feel like an ass now don't you?" And everyone just busted out laughing.
I love health/PE class now holy shit