"I hate you, Jimin."

"Oh my god Taehyung, for the last time no, I didn't purposely make Yoongi ask me out so that you and Jungkook can't be the 'cute couple'. And, honestly, I don't think that's a thing."

Taehyung pouted, refusing to look at his best friend. "It is, and you did."

"Jesus christ, you and Jungkook aren't even public, why don't you focus on that?"

".... Shit. You're right."