Sometimes I realize I'm a really shitty person and shouldn't promise things I probably won't be able to do. But now that that's over with, here is the chapter you've all been long awaiting, and I've been long postponing because I suck. Happy reading~

"Hiya Pine Tree~"

"Holy shit!" I yelled, jumping up, hitting my head on Bill's and falling painfully to the floor.

"PINE TREE!" Bill warned.

I shrunk back, trying to skid away from him, but to no avail with my injuries.

"S-Stay away!" I yelled. "Leave me alone!"

"Ohhh no can do, Pine Tree. See you and I, we made a deal, and I hope you will uphold your end of the bargain or I'll have to make you my puppet."

So that wasn't a terrible dream?

"P-Puppet?" I gulped, already visualizing the painful pins and needles he would be sticking through me, sewing my mouth closed so I couldn't scream.

I began to shake violently and I saw Bill's stature soften slightly.

"Relax Pine Tree I was joking."

"Didn't seem like it," I muttered.

"What was that?!"

"Nothing, Nothing!"

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A waterfall? He brought me to a waterfall. To throw me in and see if I could swim? To drown me? Maybe it's boiling hot? Or what if it's freezing? I don't want to freeze to death!

"Relax, Relax," Bill said cooly.

Rolling my wheelchair closer, I gripped the sides tightly, afraid he really was going to throw me in.

Oh god. Oh god. He's going to kill me. He's really going to–

"I SAID RELAX!" Bill yelled, immediately losing his cool, his facing glowing an angry red.

That's when I lost it. I jumped from my chair and made a run for it. But I couldn't get very far with both of my legs still bandaged and in pain.

"Pine Tree," Bill growled, walking after me, and pulling me back by the collar of my shirt.

"You want me to be the bad guy?! Then fine, I'll be the bad guy!"

Bill threw me back into the wheelchair, giving me whiplash. And before I realized Bill's familiar chains wrapped around my ankles and arms, tying me tightly to the chair.

"Wait Bill! What are you doing!" I yelled, "let me go!"

"I'm doing the only thing you think I'm capable of," he yelled, face growing red again.

Oh no.

Lifting my wheelchair with only his one arm, he tossed it, and me, into the water to drown. But to Bill's dismay the wheelchair landed right up, and the water wasn't deep enough, so I laughed.

That was stupid. I was stupid. I shouldn't have fucking laughed.

"Oh you think that's funny, do you?"

My smile instantly fell. Bill rammed his foot against the wheelchair, ripping it back, and knocking me into the water.

If I'd realized what was happening I'd have had enough time to gasp some air, but I didn't, so I was already choking on the water in my lungs.

I tried pushing myself up, but I realized I was still chained to the wheelchair. I tried removing the chains, but even that was impossible.

Then I screamed for Bill. The one person I vowed I never wanted to see or talk to again, but now I was screaming his name. I needed his help.

But he didn't come.

This is officially the worst summer ever.

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"So Pine Tree did you learn your lesson?"

I forced my eye open. Everything was slightly blurred and I felt the sudden urge to cough my lungs out.

"What?" I asked hoarsely, not really sure what I was supposed to learn from almost drowning at the hands of an insane dream demon.

"Did you learn your lesson?" Bill repeated again.

Oh I learned my lesson alright. Never trust Bill fucking Cipher.

"Well, I guess I'll just throw you back in the water again," he suggested.

"Wait!" I yelled.

"Yes~"

"I'm... I'm sorry. For not trusting you. I should have listened. And I shouldn't assume the worst."

Like the fact that I'm probably still going to die.

"What was that?"

"Nothing," I Fake smiled.

"Well I suppose we should get on with our date then," Bill grinned, wheeling me away in my soaking wet clothes.

"C-Could I have some dry clothes?" I asked, shivering.

"No."

Well fine then.

"So where are we doing?"

"A cliff?"

"A CLIFF?!"

Oh no. No no no no. I'm going to die. Shut up Dipper. Shut up. But Bill is going to kill me! You're going to get yourself killed if you don't SHUT UP. Fine Geez.

"Thinking about anything important there Pine Tree?"

"No," I lied.

But truthfully it was important.

What if I never see Mabel again? If I die I won't see anyone again?! Oh god– SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP.

"Do you want me to throw you off a cliff?!" Bill yelled, breaking the words of my screaming thoughts.

"No," I squeaked.

"Then listen to yourself and shut– oh look we're here!"

I had to admit, Bill had outdone himself. The view was spectacular. But I was freezing my ass off. I tried to wrap my arms around myself but I realized I was still chained up.

"So Pine Tree, let's do this again."

"WHAT?! Again?! I thought this was a one time thing!"

"Ooh of course it wasn't. Come on Pine Tree. Whaddya say? Let's make a deal?"

"Why would I make another deal with you? Why would I want to see you again?"

"Because I have something of yours," Bill smirked, pointing to his own eyepatch.

I would have gasped were I surprised. But I wasn't because I knew he'd never give me back my eye.

But something weird happened; I still agreed anyway.

Hi everyone! Hope you enjoyed this chapter! Now I've learned a lesson, that I probably shouldn't promise things I can't keep, so I can't assure you when the next chapter will come out, but I do promise I am trying.

Whelp, see you next time my friends!

Those of  you that actually read all the way down here... if you perhaps wanted to know what your author looked like.. I posted a face reveal in the newest chapter of my photography book. Now go look before I feel embarrassed and take it down.