authors note:

woah, its been forever since i've updated. but don't worry, i'm going to be active more than ever! :) get ready for some puns ya'll! thanks to Oreos--And--Milk for this relatable pun, haha! :) remember to comment any ideas for a shoutout if i use it!

friend: i dressed up as a seal for halloween! i even had this really c u t e onesie and-- 

me: that is the sealiest thing i've heard today 

friend: .....

me: haha, get it? 

friend: .....

me: .....

friend: ......

friend: *leaves*