HEY, what do you call a cow with no legs???? GROUND BEEF!

Hey, why are baby cows called calfs????
Because they are half of a cow

Why do cows moo??? Cause they are telling you to MOOOOOOOVE.

I think im all out of cow jokes for now.......    but here enjoy this cow

Woops, thats not a cow thats a Baaaaa. Let me speak! That is a Baaaaaaaa. For goodness sake please let me say what you are!!!!! BAAAAAAAAAA! Fine! What do you want me to call you???? BaaaaaBaa. Fine, you're a fluffy cow, happy? Baa. Well me and Fluff over there say Bye!