Me: One of these new shoes isn't right.

Dude: ...

Me: Dude are you there? Dude?

Dude: Oh, hey! Sorry, I got a little lost. Oh, I mean... Ayee!

Me: -__-

Dude: ^u^

Me: *throws chair at him*

Dude: *dodges*

Me: you're fired.

Dude: Nuu!!

Me:

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What's up guys! From now on Dude is fired! And now you can audition for his role! ( I got this idea from Jake so, yep!)

All you need to do is be the first one to comment in this book! So may the first one win!

Dude: Puntastic!

Me: You're freakin' fired! Get outta my book!