eBay is so useless. I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches.

I'm taking part in a stair climbing competition. Guess I better step up my game.

I'm emotionally constipated. I haven't given a shit in days.

Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? He wanted to win the No-bell prize!

When I get naked in the bathroom, the shower usually gets turned on.

Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking out of the box.

i hate insect puns. they really bug me.

stop! i'm meant to the punny one in this relationship!!

awe, but i was having so much fun!

no. this isn't right. the puns are mine. all mine!

pfft. just cause my puns are better then yours 😜

as ifff! my puns are A* grade

whatever you say hobi baby

baby? ☺️

well yeah you're my baby

but you're the bottom shouldn't you call me daddy instead??

wait! hold the fuck up!! you have a daddy kink?!?

erm.., no

🤥🤥🤥🤥

i'm not lying yoonie!

daddy..,

omfg okay i do, happy?

i'll remember to call you daddy on our date later😉

don't. please no. cause we will be finding somewhere private so i can fuck you

oh daddyyyyyy~🍆💦

why did i teach you to use emoji's

i dunno... daddy gonna punish me

yea

i'll see you at 7 then daddy

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i dunno wtf this is i'm sorry!😂😂😂