The Next Big Thing

I'm sat here in a coffee shop

Like a J.K Rowling thing.

My book's going to be the

Next big hit

But I'm not quite certain when.

You'll be taken by my hero

Quite an amazing chap.

Or he could be a girl

I'm not quite sure

I've not cracked that bit yet.

It's bound to make me millions

All I need's a plot

Half an idea what to write about

Then it's certain to take off.

I've not quite got it started

I don't know where to begin

But if I ever write this book of mine.

It's gonna be the next big thing.