* at muffets bakery *

Muffet " Helen is such a bitch deary "

Sans " tell me about it "

(  I don't own the comic BTW except the parts I added here ) 

Muffet " at least I put sugar in my pastries and don't have that weird gluten free shit "

Billy and Timmy * walk in *

Billy " wow its so cool in here "

Timmy " I know right "

Muffet " welcome dearies how may I help you "

Timmy " Id like a chocolate donut please "

Billy " a chocolate covered croissant please "

Muffet * hands them there backed goods * " there you are "

Billy * tries handing here the money to pay for it *

Muffet " no no its on the house "

Timmy " really?  "

Muffet " yes I think you two deserve to taste what actual pastries taste like "

Billy " thank you Miss Muffet " * walks out with Timmy *

Sans " that was nice Muffet "

Muffet " I just want the dearies to taste actual pastries also I hope they eat it in front of Linda and Helen and tell them where it came from dear "

Sans " nice "