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Shawn: "Why don't they just call him Suck Pants or Jerk Mc**** Pants?"

Shawn: "Why don't they just call him Suck McJones?"

Shawn: "Why don't they just call him Jerk Pants or Suck McJones?"

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Gus: "Who goes on a--- Who goes on a date---"

Gus: "Who goes to s--"

Gus: "Who goes to somebody else's--"

Gus: "Who goes--- Who goes to somebody's---"

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Shawn: "Mendy it's official. You've won bitchiest banana."

Shawn: "Ah Mendy. Now that you're done farting out of your mouth and nose, I'm going to steal Detective Lassiter for as long as I'd like."

Mendy: "He's a cop... And a bastard."

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Lassie: "Martha Stewards mudge test. S-S-Smudge test." 

Juliet: "What is it?"

Lassie: "Mudge test."

Juliet: "Ohh. What's that?"

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Juliet: "He has a different girl every week, and, I don't know how many diseases but anyway, he's your son."

Shawn's Mom: "Well I hope he is. I gave him condoms for Christmas."

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Gus: "Wait...Can you get out of my shot?"

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Shawn: "Mr. Habish--"

Man: "What?" 

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Shawn: "Brrraaaaaiiiiiiinnnnnnnggg."

Gus: "Can I say my line? Dang. You always have to interrupt my lines."

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Man: "And which makes coffee..." 

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Henry: "Haaa yesyesyesyes. Hiya!"

Shawn: "Alright. That's it. Come over here." 

*laughing*

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Gus: "Lake is awful which is---"

Henry: "Whoawhoawhoawhoa." 

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Shawn: "You gotta see Thriller!"

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Shawn: *sings*

Gus: *dances*

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Shawn: "I..hermmm...humm."

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Gus: "We need a..."

*laughs*

Gus: "A what?"

Gus: "We need a pro---"

Shawn: "You son of a bitch."

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Juliet: "Ooh I can jump over a flaming trash can. I'm sorry."

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Shawn: "Get in there man. Get up in there."

Juliet: "That's disgusting."

Shawn: "Get in there."

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Gus: "Sales to apply ****."

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Man: "Strip. Put these on."

Shawn: "Hahahaha. F*ck no."

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Dare Devil: "Don't have the keys?"

Man: "I don't know what I did with them."

Dare Devil: "Hehehe."

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*Shawn and Gus air h*mp*

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Lassie: "Da-na-haa!!"

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Gus: "Shawn, I'm stuck."

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Gus: "Will you hurry up?!"

Shawn: "Shut the f*ck up!"

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Shawn: "Get ready to blow your nuts off."

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Shawn: "We can't make a f*cking wheel man! F*ck!"

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Henry: "We used to rouse-- ****"

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Gus: "Debbusha."

Gus: "Debbusha."

Gus: "Debbusha."

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Lassie: "What. That was...abrupt."

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Man: "I'm sorry. You-You mumbled that."

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Shawn: "The ah it's not even on you mother f*cker."

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Shawn: "We gotta get all of them otherwise..heemmmm!"

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Gus: "These are some good crabies. They must come from Red Robin."

*laughing*

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Lady: "Well why don't you tell that to my three hole puncher?!"

*laughing*

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Shawn: "Jewels it's Amanda--"

Shawn: "It's not Amanda!"

Lassie: "We know. We're in persecute. That sucked. We know."

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Lassie: "Ahalalalala pe ber."

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Chiefs Sister: "I'm taller than you. My boobs are bigger than yours. And you copied my hair cut. Although it looks a bit better on you."

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Lassie: "I didn't have my glasses on for any of that."

Gus: "It's not even on to him. I don't know why he's running my shot when it's not on him. See how it goes in this show. I'll tell ya'. Tim Ondumson everybody."

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Lassie: "Oh- oh your hands are amazingly smooth."

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Shawn: "Don't point it at your p*nis. Blowing your own balls off would be wild."

Man: "What?"

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Man: "BAM!"

Director: "Who said BAM? You're a f*cking moron."

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Gus: "And that is what makes you so what?!"

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Shawn: "We should've grabbed the check~"

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Shawn: "Step on it Lassie."

Juliet: "Yeah what are we going at, 10 right now?"

Lassie: "I'm going 12. Okay. It's a school zone."

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Shawn: "You're just gonna have to--"

Shawn: "You're just gonna have to fart. You're just gonna let one rip."

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Gus: "Well snap your incanants for my incognito--"

*laughs*

Gus: "One more time."

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Shawn: "You wiped it all over yourself. ****"

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Gus: "Sorry. I didn't know we were going this far. So, I don't know these lines. I can act like I do."

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Gus: "We just saved Christmas"

Shawn: "What?!"

*Shawn, Gus, and Juliet all do Charlie Brown dances*

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Gus: "That's going on the gag reel."

Gus: "I said it's going on the gag reel."

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Shawn: "I went and told you that I got up in there--"

Gus: "What are you talking about?! You never told us that!!"

Gus: "Son of a—"

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Gus: "Uh...it's too late to be laughing brother."

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Lassie: "Theodore Trail...****!"

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Man: "Quit touching my kid."

Juliet: "Oh. Im telling–I'm just telling her everything's going to be okay. My God."

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Lassie: "O'hera, write this down."

Juliet: "I don't have a pen."

Lassie: "Uraaa"

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Shawn: "Chief, my middle name is quick. I've changed it from Brutros Gali."

Lassie: "I thought you changed it from *** ****."

Shawn: "Whoa."

Lassie: "Hey!" 

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Juliet: "Shawn, if you have something please don't leave me in the dark."

Shawn: "Jewels I would never..leave you in the dark. I would try to help you."  

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Lassie: "The key to solving this case is to find out who this guy was."

Shawn: "Love me."

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Gus: "There's no sirens sounding, no alarms, no fire."

Shawn: "Or firemen."

Shawn: "They're out back doing drills."

*laughs*

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Director: "Oh I'm sorry." 

Gus: *mouths something to the camera*

*laughs*

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Lassie: "I'm pretty sure I have more than enough to charge with reckless disregards to police resources."

Lassie: *deep breath*

Lassie: "Ahahahaha!"

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Lassie: "You say like all silly. You make me laugh hahahaha." 

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Man: "Was cwondrum--"

Lassie: "Was!!"

Man: "That's what was---"

Lassie: "Say it!"

Man: "Sorry. Although that one tends to give me the runs."

"I did it! I killed him! I killed him! I did it!"

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Shawn: "Ryan really did work at Bush Gardens."

*laughs*

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Shawn: "Not wanting a man to be wrongfully--cabluuu."

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Lassie: "Ugh...Dead Puppies."

*laughs*

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Man: "Hey guys."

Everyone: *screams*

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Shawn: "He's they guy that invented to three hole puncher."

*laughs* 

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Shawn: "....." *makes a face*

Director: "Cut!"

*laughs*

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Gus: "Sounds like the Outrana Guy. What?!"

Lassie: "F*ck I've gotta line."

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Lassie: "Can I take this thing off now?"

Shawn: "No you can take a step back and **** your face."

*laughs*

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Lassie: "Ehh!! Stop it!"

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Henry: "Did you fart."

Gus: "Yes." *farts*

*laughs*

(If you listen realclosly, you can hear Gus fart)

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Shawn: "There's a party in Gus' pants later."

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Shawn: "How famous was this sea lion?! I mean s*it!"

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Gus: "Shabby's more than a sea lion... He's a local hero and a human..."

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Gus: "Then he died trying to be well being. Pre---"

*laughs*

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Shawn: "Sometimes my dad makes an a** out of himself. What a dumba**."

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Henry: "You understand?"

Shawn: " Yes. Go f*ck yourself."

Henry: "I'm f*cking myself right now."

Shawn: "Then I want you to teach me."

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(OMG ok this is my favorite Psych Blooper of all times!!)

Shawn: "My dad's a d*ck."

Gus: "You're a d*ck."

Shawn: "My dad's a d*ck."

Gus: "You're a d*ck for taking me out here, you d*ck."

Shawn: "My dad's a big d*ck."

Gus: "My d*ck is bigger."

Shawn: "You have a big d*ck but my dad is a big d*ck."

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Gus: "Here dolphin."

Shawn: "You just nodded to feed himself."

*laughs*

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Shawn: "Question?"

Gus: "What do you think you dumb a**. You stupid, dumb a**."

*laughs*

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Lassie: "McNabb!!"

McNabb: "Yes Sir!"

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Shawn's Mom: "Hullahh."

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*laughing and applauding*

Shawn's Mom: "Ohh. That was fun!"

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Shawn: "Good work partner. We'll grab backup."

*fans of Shawn and Gus*

Fan Shawn: "Good going partner. We'll grab--"

Fan Gus: "Shawn. Shawn.. I don't want to do this anymore Shawn. I'm leaving Shawn."

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Shawn: "Perhaps a little bit of bacon? Little bit of bacon."

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Gus: "A little bit of bacon."

I hope you all had a laugh watching this. I sure did lol. Have a great day/evening wherever you are and stay awesome. Thanks Bai.