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MANAY LILY BUGAN'S STORM ADVISORY
As of 6 pm today, the tip of Tropical Storm Son-Tinh's penis was located off Western Leyte...about 11 km east of Ormoc City or 47 km southwest of Tacloban City...It is expected to move northwest with a forward speed of 26 km/hr in the genital area of Sibuyan Sea and will enter Romblon's vagina at 6 am.
It is expected to pound Romblon's clitoral area with winds up to 65 km/hr near the center with higher gusts. Son-Tinh's organ size is above average with a diameter of 555 kilometers across. The projected ejaculation will result in a 24-hour rainfall accumulation near the center of Son-Tinh (Ofel) is estimated to be heavy (220 mm).
As of 6 pm today, the tip of Tropical Storm Son-Tinh's penis was located off Western Leyte...about 11 km east of Ormoc City or 47 km southwest of Tacloban City...It is expected to move northwest with a forward speed of 26 km/hr in the genital area of Sibuyan Sea and will enter Romblon's vagina at 6 am.
It is expected to pound Romblon's clitoral area with winds up to 65 km/hr near the center with higher gusts. Son-Tinh's organ size is above average with a diameter of 555 kilometers across. The projected ejaculation will result in a 24-hour rainfall accumulation near the center of Son-Tinh (Ofel) is estimated to be heavy (220 mm).
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