Prussia: *Screaming* DO DO DO PSSSHEEEEEWWWWW WAAAAAA DO DO DO AAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWW PEW PEW SHAAAAAA

Admin: BREAKING NEWS

Prussia: HEY EVERYONE THIS IS PRUSSIA YOUR HOST AND LET'S GET RIGHT... INTTOOOO A FUCKING NOOOOOOSSSE.

*Prussia stands up*

Prussia: OUR FIRST STORY IS MY S- F-FOLLOWER COUNT IS DROPPING AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO ABOUT IT. I'LL PROBABLY BE DYING MY HAIR BECAUSE PEOPLE KEEP CALLING ME A DEMON OH ALSO AND DID I FAIL TO MENTION... THAT... ???

*Admin Holds up a picture of France*

Prussia: FRANCE IS A FUCKING RAPIST. YEAH, HE RAPED A GIRL YEAH HE RAPED-

*Admin Holds up A Spain Picture*

Prussia: and so is Spain, Spain is A RAPIST!!!

Prussia: MINUS 90 FOLLOWERS AND DROPPING!!!

Prussia:*Takes a Drink of his beer* WELL IN ConCLUSION I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MY LIFE!!

Prussia: *Sits down* I WANT TO DIE. EVERYBODY HATES ME NOW. FOLLOW ME OR I'LL COME TO YOUR HOUS-

Admin: *screeching and turkey noises*