"God forbid! Why are you at all good at UNO!" Nova Scotia yelled throwing twenty cards into the air as Florida had already laid his last card.

"Hurricane parties. I once beat New York and Louisiana in a game of UNO as a palm tree hit went though my window." Florida said playfully, New York and Louisiana frowned.

"A hurricane?" Quebec looked at him questionably. "I thought those were just myths the Maritimes told me to keep me from coming over." The rest of the room looked at him with various faces of what?

"Hurricanes are real." Labrador clarified.

"Weejustdontlikuherer" Newfound smiled, Labrador bonked her on the head. "Ow!"

"I don't think so. I ain't neva seen a hurricane in my life!" Mississippi argued.

"You're literally on the coast! Of course you've seen a hurricane!" New York yelled throwing his two cards.

"I prefer to ignore the coast." Mississippi shrugged. New York sighed as Florida clapped.

"EXACTLY! We should just ignore the coast! Then no hurricanes!" Florida cheered earning questionable glances.

"Sha, you can't just do that." Louisiana argued grabbing a bottle of questionable liquids. "Then how we hang ne'r my beach house?"

"Oh... I guess we can move to Nova's place!" Nova Scotia spit out his drink as New Brunswick laughed.

"Still on the coast." Labrador stated. "Now let's play a again- bet 20 a province will win!"

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"GAH! WHY IS CALIFORNIA RIGHT NEXT TO ME!" Texas screamed. Texas and Alberta were trying to watch a football game on the crappy TV they had whilst California and BC had started screaming some kinda karaoke.

"Welcome to geography Tex- LETS GO DALLAS!" Alberta cheered, her oversized jersey swaying as she moved.

"Could you guys shut up! Me and BC are trying to have some girl time!" California appears suddenly.

"Yeh.... You should just shuuuuuuuuush" BC proceeded to black out on the floor.

"May I ask what kind of girls time includes smoking w-" Alberta started.

"Your smoking! Didn't dad put you on probation?" Texas smirked. California rolled her eyes.

"Didn't dad put you on probation from drinking- wait is she even 21?"

"LETS GO DALLLAS DALLAS! You know we should watch hockey." Alberta screamed. California twitched her eye.

"God! Albyyyyyy your like soooooooo rude! Rude rude rude!" BC surprisingly stood back up and angrily sat down by Alberta.

"ARGH! Can you get out of my face!" Alberta pushed BC off of her. The two proceeded to get into a very dumb looking cat fight. Texas looked to California. California looked to Texas.

They proceeded to also get into a bit more impressive cat fight.

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"And then she like hid in her room for like a week and like some pirate song kept playing." Manitoba said, his words slurred has he fell face first in his bed.

"I hear ya, whenever states have some mass bloodshed or whatev' they always come to me to be the therapy friend! Like Chicago isn't just violence!" Illinois grumbles throwing his coat away.

"Same! Winnipeg has other stuff then having crap weather and your life being at risk whilst trying to get through downtown." Manitoba sat up on his bed.

Illinois looked to Manitoba with a gleaming smirk. "Then how about we show them!"

"What?"

"Simple! We'll just go around and stop fights we see. Easy." Illinois smiled which Mani immediately copied. "Now where is New York, Florida, Texas and California?"

"Hey Illy? Err me and flower girl hoped you wouldn't mind letting us sleep on your floor. We kind of don't want to be by Texas and California?" Nebraska slowly creeped up to the door with a sheep smile. Saskatchewan stood behind him with sleeping bags.

"Bingo!"

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Back at the Uno game:a

"UGH! FLORIDA YOUR BANNED FROM Uno!" Quebec screams throwing the fifty cards from his hand.

"C'monnnnn dude! I love uno though!" Florida squealed, slouching to the floor.

"Your love fer some games has lost us collectively like.... hundred seventy dollars?!" Louisiana argued glancing at the money pile at Florida's feet.

"C'mon it's not that much money, you can't go to Disneyworld with that." Florida shrugged as he stuffed a few fifties into his fanny pack.

"Are you kidding me! That's more then Brunsy's gdp!" Nova Scotia yelled. Brunswick looked at him with a deathly stare. "Just joking haha... funny."

New York grabbed a few tens from Florida's pile. "You can't have all this money! Not after I got scammed off with Wisconsin." Florida shrieked as Quebec sat there cluelessly.

"How did Wisconsin-"

"Promised me some Italian cheese for some pizza, keep up!" New York rolled his eyes as Florida launched at him. The two started punching, kicking and uno card shanking.

Their angry spirit spread across the room like a plague. Louisiana got jumped on by Mississippi, Nova Scotia got slapped by Brunswick. Newfoundland and Labrador got into a kitty fight. Quebec silently stepped out the room just as Florida was shoved through a wall.

"How you like that you Crocodile loving crazy man?"

"THEY'RE ALLIGATORS YOU RUDE,PIZZA FACED DORK!"

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"So tell me Maple man-"

"Please just Canada."

"What about Can-Can! Or Maple or-"

"Canada."

"But Cuba calls you-"

"Not important. I called you here to discuss our provinces-"

"STATES!"

"Whatever! Living together and such. So far either then the unexpected problematic events both suffered worldwide and provincially the behaviour between both the states and provinces have been doing great! I think we are good for the six months we planned!" Canada smiled, laying back on his chair.

America laughed slightly. "About that.... Uh well as much as I know keeping care of the kids isn't uh pleasant at all times I was thinking we- you'd extend it till my birthday."

"Are you crazy? My birthday is before yours! You expect me to spend my special time with your rude states?" Canada huffed sliding down the chair.

"C'mon it's fine- OH! That reminds me you should take Puerto Rico too! She's been quite mean and might be plotting with Hawaii which is never good!"

Canada looked to his brother confused. "What? I can't do that my hands are already swamped with you sending in your most troublesome states into my hands. Puerto Rico is basically it's own country anyway, I mean they get invited to the Great Americas party."

"The what?! Have all of you been going to party's with out me! Im like the life of the party-" US hoped on the table and proceeded to do a sad dance on the table in much dismay of Canada.

That's when New York, Florida, California, Texas, Illinois, Manitoba, Quebec, New Brunswick, Louisiana, BC and Alberta slam right at the front came through the wall.

"Hey....Dad (cough)"

"Oof looks like you all went through a wall. Make sure to put hydrogen peroxide on your cuts."

"Hey Dad?"

"Wha...Wha.. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY WALL! You are all dead- NO you're all worst then dead! IM CANCELING THE HOCKEY GAME AND PANCAKE BREAKFAST!" Canada yelled pushing the states and provinces away from the gaping hole in the wall. The provinces looked upset at the news.

"Ah Canana! Don't worry this stuff is normal no need for getting all angry. See! They're only bleeding a little! Anyways about that deal-"

"No deal... Also it's Canada!"

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