ON: AYO LOSERS!

AB: Watch your mouth Onny boy!

QU: Rio has another nickname?

ON: WHAT NO! Never call me that again! And Quebec we talked about this.

AB: Yeah well maybe you shouldn't have called me a loser!

MA: You realized they called as all losers right?

AB: No one asked you Manitoba!

ON: I mean if I wasn't true I wouldn't have said it!

AB: Oh really? What makes it true red?

ON: I mean I get hockey teams, I'm the only one here in the NBA and was the first to legalize gay marriage in my province so clearly-

BC: I came up with the idea you snob!

ON: Oh shut up BC- go flood or something!

BC: Actually it's forest fire season...idiot

SK: Are you two having a fight or something?

AB & ON: What does it look like!

SK: There's only one way to settle these disputes, the ancient technique passed down from generation to generation.
*Suddenly at a huge rink*
LET THE HOCKEY DUEL COMMENCE!

ON: Wait- why is the hockey stick sharpened at the end?

AB: You know what a duel is right? Like battle to the death using hockey sticks and sometimes fire, curling rocks, maple syrup grenades, glass maple syrup containers and other provinces.

PEI: YOU'RE NOT THROWING ME AGAIN AL!

AB: Ehhh, we'll see about that.

ON: Wait battle to the DEATH? I thought we were just playing hockey?!

SK: It's a hockey duel not a hockey match!

ON: Shut up Sask, you don't even have a hockey team.

SK: Saskatoon is big enough for one!

QU: Commençant dans trois deux un-

MA: English please?

NB: Beginning in three, two one- GO!

The two skate through the rink, taking swings at the other as they go. Alberta takes out a bottle of maple syrup and launches it at Ontario but they dodge and prepare to attack Alberta. Alberta dodges and takes a swing at Ontario. Ontario takes this chance to hit Alberta in the chin with the blunt side of her stick.

FL: OOOO! What's going on here!

NS: Hockey duel, Ontario called everyone a loser so Alberta challenged them to a duel.

FL: Woah- where can I get those sharpened sticks? I wanna pull a prank.

NS: Does the prank involve throwing someone out the window?

FL: .... Maybe..

NS: Im in.