The twelve countries wandered through the streets of New York. They had barely gone to large city- after all more people lived in apartments surrounding the sidewalks then all of them combined. A few cities and states wandered the streets as well- a few stares were given to the countries in their borrowed attire.

"BC! Girlie how have you been. I heard about the fires- wait is that my suit?" California came up to BC, patting her on the head with a pitiful look.

"Uh yeah- long story short we gotta visit UN. Like now" BC replies as Alberta rolls her eyes.

"C'mon- I finally get to chit chat with you then you have to go?" Cali said sadly putting her circle purple shades back down. "Make sure to call me later Coco! Maybe we could get some Boba together later!" And with that California was off on her motorcycle.

"Did she just call you-" Alberta starts.

"Coco? Yeah. I don't know where that came from either."

"Can you guys shut up? We have to get to UN as fast as possible before someone uses his death as a potential war starter." Ontario screeches.

"Or I come and find your here, Mr shit pizza." A face comes right up to Ontario. "You insult my cuisine, you discredit my great city, you let Northwest wear my suit then you just enter here like no big deal?" New York (state) was absolutely furious.

"I'm sorry New York but we don't got time for this right now-"

"Why not? Are you going to go and make me hate all your siblings too?"

"Because this idiot" Quebec points to Alberta. " Turned us all independent we're now forced to bring Canada back before UN murders us all!" Quebec yells out.

New York looks Alberta up and down. " How?"

"Some button on Manitoba's desk. Why?"

"... Ontario's place right?"

"...Yes?"

"Gotta go." New York sprinted off as Northwest looked even more terrified.

"He's going to steal it isn't he."

"Most likely yeah." Ontario replies. "Northwest what's wrong this time?"

"So the twelve of us are here right?" Northwest starts.

"Yes?"

"And Canada disappeared."

"Whole reason we're here."

"But there's thirteen provinces and territories."

The entire group of countries froze. Silent as they calculated what North had said.

"NUNAVUT!" Yukon scrambled to get her phone out of her pocket. "Uh Alaska ummm where are you right now? Ok that's not too far. Don't worry we're okay! Yeah. Ok- send her as fast as you can! Byeee."

Yukon put her phone back into her purse. "They're at some play place in Toronto. Nunavut will be here in an hour-ish. We need someone to pick up Nunavut from the airport."

"I'll do it! You guys go chill at the UN till I'm there!" Northwest waved goodbye and ran to the designated airport. By the time North had reached the airport the rest of the countries walked into the UN building.

There were great arches and paintings all through the entryway. There were plenty of rooms as well.

"NATO, 5 eyes, G7- Oh my maple syrup." Nova Scotia stopped as they reached a large door which in millions of languages read-

"The International meeting assemble room." Quebec fingered the doors edges and curves. It was beautiful. "I've dreamt of entering this room since I was a little boy."

"We'll time to fulfill that dream of yours!" Ontario knocked on the door. The bickering and screaming on the other side stopped as the door opened. The 11 countries walked through the small hallway. There were 195 seats decorated across the large room. Every seat was filled except for Canada's of course. But at the very front of the room- was UN himself.

"Finally! It took you all long enough- wait there's only eleven of you. Where is Nunavut and Northwest Territories?" He asked. He had light blue skin and white hair and eyes. His suit was a dark blue with white stripes quite the counter to everyone else's suits. But the most shocking part of it all was the five sets of wings of different sizes and shapes floating by his back and the halos around his body.

"Heh... yeah they're kinda stuck at an airport." Alberta stuttered.

"Well I can't get him back until all of you are here. So you all get to be honorary countries till they arrive. Make yourselves at home, but not really because this a meeting room." Suddenly out of Canada's seat ten more desks appear with their own plaques. "Please sit in your assigned seat. Now China can you may continue."

"Yes sir. My question is will these temporarily countries be in NATO for the time being until they reunite?" UN sat in silence as he thought over China's question.

"No, they would not. Though once unified again I believe they can keep there NATO status, right USA?"

"Most likely, I mean unless any NATO members disagreed he can probably stay in the organization." USA shrugs off as Russia and China's face turn a bit less cheery.

"Thank you USA, anyways let's continue on how all of you are working on global warming"

"Sheesh- we talk about this every meeting! Why don't we talk about how my brother just turned into dust and now his kids have taken over!" America yells out.

"Calm down sir we are working on-"

"I don't care what you're working on! My brother just died in front of me!"

"I mean he's not dead, dead. He's just temporarily in hell till Nunavut comes back." Alberta says shrugging.

"Canada wouldn't go to hell! He's the kindest dude I've ever met!"

"Yeah- I don't think you've really met Canada yet." Quebec says, giggling a bit.

"From what my ancestors say- he vas very violent." Germany adds, America glares at him.

"Don't look at Allemagne like that!" France says patting Germany's head. "And calm down. As the provinces said, he'll be back before you know it!"

"I'm just worried about him."

-meanwhile in hell-

"What a cute bo- hold up. WHERE THE HELL AM I!" Canada looked around, he had his normal casual attire on with his axe slung on his back.

"Hell- wait a minute, are you Canada?" Fascist Italy asked.

"AH A GHOST!" Canada tried attacking the Italian but his axe went through him. "Uh... hi?"

"Ugh, why does everyone do that! Here's your welcome to hell pizza slice. See that large bone tree- were playing UNO. Please join- Soviet and reich won't stop fighting."

"WAIT WHO?"

"Soviet,Reich,Japanese empire, Reichtangle, Mongol empire-"

"How have you guys not kill each other!?"

"Heheh- we don't."

-back to earth-

The room had erupted into chaos once again as they discussed the future of the reunified Canada.

"Why would they join NATO again? That's stupid!" Russia yells.

"Yeah the provinces should decide. Or not join- they're not European after all." China adds in a much calmer tone.

"Well you're not even in NATO! Plus no one asked you." America yells.

"Are they going to actually listen to us or keep arguing?" Yukon leans to talk to Poland.

"Yeah they usually will argue over a fate of a country- when they haven't even met them." Polands says rolling his eyes.

"Ugh, WILL YOU ALL SHUT UP AND ACT LIKE ADULTS!" Alberta yells out getting the attention of the three superpowers. "We're already in NATO in my opinion so we will not be leaving it nor rejoining it. Canada will be here in like two minutes so could you all just SHUT UP!" All the countries look to them with faces from good job standing up for yourself to WTF did you say you little shit.

Before Russia could insult them Northwest and Nunavut on his back threw themselves into the room.

"WERE HERE! *pant* please bring Canada back now." UN smiled at Northwest's statement. He simply walked over to the provinces giving them a small sheet of paper.

"All of you must sign your names here and Canada should teleport back from- his unearthly whereabouts." The provinces nodded each signing down their name- until it was Quebec's turn.

"What are you waiting for? Quebec sign it."

"But... I." He looked around to his fellow provinces. Memories of all of their stupidity flushing back. No he couldn't leave them- not yet. He wrote down his name and light erupted from the page like the button earlier that day.

"I WIN LET'S GOOOO! IN YOUR FACE RE-" Canada looked around as countries stared at him. He was back in his Tux and NATO earrings. He then immediately spied the provinces all sitting in UN desks.

"You all have ten seconds to explain to me why I was in hell for two hours." Canada angrily snarled at them.

"Ha! TOLD YA! EAT THAT AMERICA!"