I will take suggestions from the readers unless they're repeats.
The goal is to keep it PG/PG-13, so please ^_^
Proverbs also include quotes, so if possible, please include who said it, or what game/book/show it was part of. For puns, make your own, or "borrow" someone else's XD.
As stated in the description, enjoy! Just try not to lose too many brain cells >_<