Wow that was a short flight.

Anyways, I've never been to Tokyo, so I don't know how to describe it. I also don't care enough to research the city for a nonsensical comedy with over obnoxious jokes.

I'll leave the research and maturity for a more serious story like the Evolution of Time which you should definitely check out, it's so good. Just click on my profile and you'll find it there. I don't care if this is shameless advertising, I do what I want.

Anyways, Tron arrived in Tokyo, Japan. He knew that Hokkaido was located far north of the city because he played the critically acclaimed and popular game, Hitman. If it wasn't for the game, he would have no idea Hokkaido actually existed.

The only issue was how he would reach Hokkaido in the first place. A taxi wouldn't get him that far north. He could carjack some random old lady but that was unprofessional. He'd never hurt an innocent bystander for no reason whatsoever.

But as he stood in the center of this flashy city during the darkest hour of the night, an idea came to mind. Looking up at a neon billboard high above him, he spotted an anime girl winking at him.

He's in Japan, there's only one obvious method for travel. He had to use the power of anime.

"ZA WARUDO, TOKI WO TOMARE!!!!!" Tron shouted at the top of his lungs, not caring if anyone even understood what he said or what he was referencing.

His whole world darkened in a grayscale tone, rendering everything in black-and-white imagery. Furthermore, his surroundings came to a sudden halt. Every pedestrian stopped moving. Every car was frozen. Even an ice cream cone some dumb kid dropped remained stationary in mid-air.

Time had come to a complete stop. Everyone was affected by the stoppage of time except for one man only. His name was Phil, but Tron was also cool enough to move during stopped time.

Tron then lifted himself into the air, his feet no longer touching the solid ground. His entire body began to emit a golden hue. With his yellow aura fully covering him, he continued to hover in the air as his blonde hair suddenly erected and formed into spikes.

His muscles grew 10x their normal size, and a portion of his clothing ripped from how dummy-thick he was becoming.

He became the ultimate lifeform. His buffness was overwhelming, and he was so perfect that he could turn every man gay just from one look at him. Luckily for him, in stopped time, no one could see him.

Without any resistance, he flew by one building, but then spotted something in the distance. One building ahead was holding an anime convention and he could see its interior through the windows. So he flew directly ahead, smashing through the window and swooping by.

Grabbing some type of jet-propulsion, he wore it around his back. Furthermore, he also obtained two samurai katanas. Smashing through a second window, he was now able to fly much faster with his new jetpack strap thingy that I couldn't be bothered to look up the name of but it's from Attack on Titan lol.

Traversing high above the clouds, he felt so alive. The scenery ahead was still devoid of any color, but it didn't matter. Through the power of anime bullshit, he was going to reach Hokkaido as soon as possible.

Unfortunately (Or rather, fortunately), Tron doesn't watch a lot of anime. So he can't remember any other references to use to help him out here. A notebook that could kill people won't solve anything, and a lawyer who screams a lot could probably help defend him if his past airport bombing ever came back to haunt him.

"Shit, I knew I should have watched other anime other than just Jojo." Tron cursed to himself. There's gotta be some One Piece power he could use but all he remembers from that anime is one really hot chick in a bikini that constantly stuck her tongue out at people. And he doesn't feel like watching 700 fucking episodes to reach the 'best parts' and the worldbuilding. How many episodes does a series need? 

Wait... a hot chick in a bikini?

That's when he remembered, he had also started watching another anime called Keijo. Anime isn't just about superpowers and super buff men. It's also about overly-exaggerated and unrealistic body standards, especially for women.

It's time for Hentai powers. So through the power of Keijo and attractive girls in swimsuits, he gained the ability to fly at supersonic speeds because apparently all the girls in that anime could do it when attacking people with their boobs. It's honestly hilarious and worth a watch, just be sure to watch it alone with your door closed.

Finally, Hokkaido was closeby. He descended towards the ground without ever slowing down, slamming into the earth so powerfully that he caused a mega nuclear explosion that sent dirt, rocks and debris hurling in the air surrounding him. Even his clothes ripped off and rendered him butt ass naked. But the sheer unholy explosion wasn't felt just yet. Time was still frozen.

"Toki wo mukadez." Once he said it, the flow of time resumed. The blast resonated throughout the countryside, bringing utter destruction and devastation to the surrounding scenery. Finally, all the rocks and debris landed back on the surface. The wind was once again flowing in his face, and the surviving snow-covered trees around him delicately danced after the explosion died out.

No longer needing the power of anime by his side, he reverted back to his normal self. His massive chest that was bigger than every Kardashian's boobs combined shrunk back to its average build for a healthy, fit man. Even his spikey Goku hair combed itself back to normal.

For the first time in the story, it's time to write seriously and creatively to truly describe the beauty of Hokkaido that I once again only learned about from a video game originally released in 2016.

As if stumbling into a fantasy world during a winter wonderland, Tron was met with scenery from beyond the inner reach of his imagination. As far as the eye could see, the mountainous region of the north here was padded in blankets of crystal-white snow. The coolest breeze that sent shivers up and down his spine was like no other feeling in the world.

From within valleys, small rural villages rested by a frozen lake. Illuminated lanterns were hovering in the air around the traditional wooden homes. Sakhalin foxes roamed the snowy fields.

Then, there was Mount Sahoro. The closest mountainous region that he could spot from his position. It was shadowed by Mount Fuji, west of Tokyo. The most magnificent and tallest mountain in all of Japan, and the second-highest volcano in all of Asia. Its tip was snow-white, soaring high above the clouds.

Tron breathed the freshest air he's ever had the privilege of breathing before in his life. Each gust of wind that entered his internal chamber cooled his inners and granted him a fresh euphoria that relaxed him and eased his mind. It was enough to put a smile on his face.

Enough wholesomeness.

Tron pressed a few buttons on his electronic wristband device before putting on his sunglasses. He was still naked from the explosion, and it was time he fixed that.

Throwing a small black button in front of him, it burst in a flash of light. What was once a tiny object suddenly grew in size after the minor blast. A black suit, fit with a white tie and black pants had emerged from the button and laid on the snow in front of him.

Just in time, he wore his new outfit. Now he finally looked like a real agent. Once he finished straightening his tie, he heard it. From just behind him, a neon blue light flashed him, causing his silhouette to shadow the snow beside him.

The roar of an engine confirmed its arrival as a motorcycle on autopilot sped up towards him. Don't ask where it came from, just accept it. Tron immediately began running in the opposite direction. The motorcycle was obviously faster than him, but he had a plan.

Just when his ride was almost about to crash into him from behind, Tron jumped in the air and performed a front-flip. Rather than landing on solid ground, he landed atop his motorcycle. Without needing to adjust anything, he simply grabbed the handles and zoomed down the fields. I know this sounds similar to how Tron rode the emu bird to reach the airport, but shut up.

He knew exactly where he needed to go. It wasn't because he had a GPS or a map of the hidden base he needed to infiltrate. Rather, he stopped by a sign on the road.

The sign had an arrow pointing down a dirt path to his right. In comic-sans writing, the sign read:

Not An Evil Base ☞

Tron smirked.

It's time to kick some zombie terrorist ass.