Incorrect Quotes

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No POV

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Stiles : I want someone to take me out.

Caitlin : Like on a date or with a sniper? Because we know people who can do both.

Stiles : Eh surprise me.

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Scott : Hi. My name is Scott McCall and I have trust issues.

The issue is I trust everyone.

The Pack : Hi Scott

Caitlin : Umm hi. My name is Caitlin R-Holmes.

And uhhh well I'm guilty all the time.

The Pack : Hi Caitlin

Stiles : Hi I'm Stiles and uhh I have insomnia.

The Pack : Hi Stiles

Allison : Hello. I'm Allison Argent, and I hold grudges.

For like a really long time.

The Pack : Hello Allison

Lydia : Hi my name is Lydia Martin. I find dead bodies.

The Pack : Hi Lydia

Lottie : Hi my name is Charlotte, and I lie to protect people

The Pack : Hi Charlotte

Evlynn : Hi My name is Evlynn, and I have severe anxiety.

The Pack : Hi Evlynn.

Chloe : Hi my name is Chloe and I have anger issues.

The Pack : Hi Chloe ....

The Pack : Isaac?

Isaac : Huh? Oh. I'm just here because Cait told me to be.

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Chloe : Hey Ev, you ever think that Lottie and Cait are lying to us?

Evlynn : Well yeah?

Chloe : On Three?

Both : One...Two...Three

Chloe : Scott is supernatural!

Evlynn : .... Oh. I never said I knew what they were hiding,

just that they were hiding something.

Chloe : Lynnie I love you, but you're no help.

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Caitlin : I want a yacht.

Isaac : And use it when?

Caitlin : When I'm not about to die, duh.

Stiles : That's a nice dream.

Isaac : What? Owning a yacht?

Stiles : No, not being about to die.

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Allison : I-I think I might like you.

Isaac : Well that's awkward.

Allison : What? Why?

Issac : I'm dating Evlynn

Evlynn : Hey.

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Scott : Yep. I'm going crazy

Caitlin : Why would you say that?

Scott : There's two of you.

Caitlin : Where's the other doppelganger?

Scott : Right next to you.

Caitlin : Scott, there's no one there.

Scott : Like I said. Crazy.

I mean it's also kinda a dream, but still crazy.

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Ethan : Doppelganger. *Cold stare*

Caitlin : *Extremely chipper* Yeah. What's up?

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Chloe : Aww you big lovable teddy bear you.

Lydia : Please. If we are gonna make fun of Scott,

be honest. He's a puppy.

Scott : I've accepted it.

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Stiles : I can explain!

Caitlin : Okay, go ahead.

Stiles : Wow. Okay. I never usually get this far, but umm..

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Isaac : Any questions?

Chloe : Are you always such a dick?

Isaac : yes.

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Evlynn : *Throws open the door*

Evlynn : So you two are having sex!

Lottie and Stiles : *Sitting in Stiles room doing research on Derek going missing*

Stiles : We are? Lottie, why didn't you tell me? I would have put my laptop away.

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Scott : I bet I could fit the whole world in my hands!

Caitlin : Scott, that's physically impossible.

Scott : *Cups Cait's face* Are you sure?

Caitlin : *Blushing* Stop it, I have a reputation.

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Evlynn : When things get crazy, don't push me away.

Isaac : I was gonna push you against the wall, but okay.

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Scott : If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision,

how drunk would you be?

Evlynn : Maybe a bit tipsy.

Chloe : Drunk

Caitlin : Wasted.

Lottie : *Looks to her left.* *Looks to her right* *laughs* Dead.

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Stiles : Hey, do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows into my mouth?

Caitlin : You're a hazard to society.

Chloe : And a coward. Do twenty.

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Chloe : Name a way to be nice to others.

Malia : Don't kill them.

Chloe : ....

Chloe : Setting the bar a little low, but I'll allow it.

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Scott : Truth or Dare?

Stiles : Truth.

Scott : How many hours have you slept this week?

Stiles : Dare.

Scott : Go to Sleep.

Stiles : I don't like this game.

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Caitlin : I don't know. Guess I just refuse to throw away my shot.

Scott, Stiles, and Allison : ...

Caitlin : Oh please tell me you have Hamilton on this earth.?

Allison : Shout it to the rooftops. *Kicks door in*

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Caitlin : That's ridiculous! Scott doesn't have a crush on me.

Allison : Yes he does.

Lydia : Yes he does.

Stiles : Yes he does.

Lottie : Yes he does.

Scott : Yes. I do.

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Braeden : You don't think I can fight because I'm a girl?

Derek : I don't think you can fight because you're wearing a wedding dress. For what it's worth, I don't think Stiles could fight in that dress either.

Stiles : Perhaps not. But I would make a radiant bride.

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Isaac : I have an idea.

Caitlin : No murder.

Isaac : I no longer have an idea.

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Caitlin : You read my diary?!

Scott : To be fair, at first I didn't know that it was your diary.
I thought it was a very sad, handwritten book.

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Scott : We're not scared of you Derek.

Caitlin : None of us are.

Stiles : I kind of am.

Caitlin : Shut up Stiles.

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Stiles : Hey, what's Lottie's type?

Caitlin : Brown eyes, sassy, sarcastic, oblivious, pale skin, animal lover.

Stiles : Hey that sounds like me. Too bad we're just friends.

Caitlin : Did I mention oblivious?

Stiles : Yeah, why?

Caitlin : Just making sure.

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Caitlin : If you were to die, what would be your last word?

Isaac : Finally.

Evlynn : No.

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Malia : *drunk* Love is cheap...but this booze is cheaper.

Caitlin : *Concerned* Mal, this is just vinegar.

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Lottie : Hey Stiles, I heard there's a new art exhibition in town

Stiles : Really? Where?

Lottie : In my room. You can stare at me.

Lottie : Entrance is free *wink*

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Evlynn : I have this sudden urge to do something stupid

Isaac : I'm stupid do me.

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Isaac : Must you always attack me with words?

Caitlin : Would you rather I use rocks?

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Maila : I'm quick at math

Lydia : okay, what's 29x63?

Malia : 37

Lydia : What?? That's not even remotely close.

Malia : But it was quick.

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Scott : I wasn't injured. I was lightly stabbed.

Caitlin : I'm sorry. You were stabbed!?

Scott : LIGHTLY stabbed. I didn't want to frighten you.

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Evlynn : I hate you with every inch of my body.

Stiles : ...

Stiles : That's not a lot of inches.

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Scott : Why are you smiling?

Derek : What? Can't I just be happy and smile?

Caitlin : Stiles tripped in the parking lot.

Scott : That makes more scene.

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Derek : Hey guys guess what I just got?

Stiles : A girlfriend?

Scott : A real job?

Caitlin : A friend your own age?

Derek : No. Why are you like this?

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Caitlin : Wait here.

Chloe : Right? You go run down the dark hallway alone,
and I'll wait here in the dark room alone. Perfect plan.

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Isaac : I trust McCall.

Scott : You think I know what I'm doing?

Isaac : I'm not sure I would go as far as to say that.

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Caitlin : I'm not doing so great.

Caitlin : I have this headache, and it just comes and goes.

Isaac : *walks into the room*

Caitlin : Here it comes again.

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Malia : *learning social norms* What are friends with benefits

Chloe : .... A VERY special type of friend.....

Malia : So like us?

Caitlin : *chokes*