Um... hi... I don't know where to even start... what do we start with?

I gotcha covered bro. Ahem. Once upon a time in a galaxy far far away. There lived a man who's only dream was to take over the universe. He ventured far and wide to gain unlimited power and access to-

Shut up Smokescreen. No one wants to hear something you made up out of the blue.

"He does have a point... where would one even start in a story?"

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Why not start with dad's story? I mean talk about where he grew up and how he came to the city.

That sounds.... actually not a bad idea.

It's better than what you were thinking. What was that Star Wars?

..... maybe....

"How do we decide who even tells the story?"

I can start... I guess...

"It was your idea."

We'll just interrupt if you're telling the story wrong.

Thanks.... I guess... Dad grew up in a bunch of different places. He-

Dad was an army brat. Grandpa worked as an officer, or commander that bossed people around. He of course applied that at home to make sure his son behaved. Grandma wanted a picture perfect family. Considering dad was an only child it made disciplining easy. They moved around all over the world and-

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...what?

Are you wanting to tell the story?

Um... no.... go ahead Bulk.

...thanks... anyway. After moving around for most of his life, Grandpa decided to settle in this city when dad started high school.

That way he could actually have friends and a life.

Right. Dad told us that he found school a little... weird. There was no discipline among the others and he had a hard time fitting in. But then he met Megatron and they quickly became friends. A year later, I believe he met Ratchet, it was right before-

Wait... we just covered how he got to the city.

"Are you saying that's the end of the story?"

Yep. We're done.