H I G H L I G H T S
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"Welcome to my lair."
-by Joker | Chapter 2, Property of Joker

"Don't do that. It makes me want to touch them with my own."
-by Joker | Chapter 2, Property of Joker

"If I could give you one thing in life, I would give you the ability to see yourself, through my eyes. Only then would you realise how beautiful you are to me."
-by Joker | Chapter 3, Property of Joker

"If I were blind, within my heart, I could still see the beauty that is you."
-by Joker | Chapter 5, Property of Joker

"I don't find him hot. I just find him interesting."
-by Harleen | Chapter 6, Property of Joker

"I admire you, Harleen."
-by Joker | Chapter 6, Property of Joker

Harleen: "What do you want?"
"You."
-by Joker | Chapter 8, Property of Joker

"You are mine from now."
-by Joker | Chapter 10, Property of Joker

He had a crooked little laugh to match his crooked little smile--and his crooked little mind.
- by Harleen, Chapter 11, Property of Joker

"How can I not like her? She makes me smile."
-by Joker | Chapter 15, Property of Joker

"You are my kind of perfect."
-by Joker | Chapter 16, Property of Joker 

"How would you like your attacker? Barbequed or Roasted?" 
-by Joker | Chapter 20, Property of Joker

Harleen: "There is a place for you in hell." "Yeah. You are right. Its called a ... throne."
-by Joker | Chapter 21, Property of Joker

Harleen: "Describe me in one word." "Beautiful"
-by Joker | Chapter 22, Property of Joker

"He is my snowstorm."
-by Harleen | Chapter 23, Property of Joker

"Where are my pants?"
-by Harleen | Chapter 25, Property of Joker

"Because my life has been better since the day I met you."
-by Harleen | Chapter 22, Property of Joker

"If you are chaos, I will be your havoc, If you are disaster, I will be your catastrophe, If you are enjoyment, I will be your fun."
-by Harleen | Chapter 27, Property of Joker

"That huge pile of bleached green shit! He is so dead."
-by Harleen | Chapter 28, Property of Joker

"Dear heart, why him?"
-by Harleen | Chapter 28, Property of Joker

"God, I feel like I am going crazy over you and its not even funny."
-by Harleen | Chapter 28, Property of Joker

"Oh I never was attracted to you."
-by Joker | Chapter 31, Property of Joker 

"My first love broke my heart."
-by Harleen | Chapter 31, Property of Joker

"Why are you still wearing the ring I gave you then?"
-by Harleen | Chapter 34, Property of Joker

"I love you."
-by Harleen | Chapter 34, Property of Joker

"I was already in his heart and he didn't have a clue about it."
-by Harleen | Chapter 34, Property of Joker

"In all the world, there is no heart for you like mine, there is no love for you like mine."
-by Harleen | Chapter 35, Property of Joker

"You are looking in the wrong place for love."
-by Joker | Chapter 35, Property of Joker

"You break my heart over and over again. But I still love you with all the broken pieces."
-by Harleen | Chapter 36, Property of Joker

"Dear brain, sorry for the overload. Dear tummy, sorry for the butterflies. Dear pillow, sorry for the tears. Dear heart, sorry for the damage."
-by Harleen | Chapter 37, Property of Joker

"Let's put the fun in funeral then Mr. J."
-by Harleen | Chapter 38, Property of Joker 

"I know a million ways to make you wet."
-by Joker| Chapter 41, Property of Joker

"My ovaries exploded."
-by Harleen | Chapter 41, Property of Joker

"What is she doing to my heart?"
-by Joker | Chapter 42, Property of Joker

"Do I still have my ten-inch long dick with me?"
-by Joker | Chapter 42, Property of Joker

"I'm addicted to her."
-by Joker | Chapter 42, Property of Joker

"What am I supposed to do when the one who broke my heart is the only one who can fix it?"
-by Harleen | Chapter 43, Property of Joker

"I never did anything to you except love you. And I have proved that so many times. Stop being a fucking wimp and accept it."
-by Harleen | Chapter 44, Property of Joker

"I am his now."
-by Harleen | Epilogue, Property of Joker

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Which one is your favorite? ❤

A lot of you have doubts that need to be cleared. Questions to be answered by Joker and Harley. So go ahead and comment all your questions that you want to ask them and I will make a bonus chapter like that. GO WILD. Ask them crazy stuff. But, do know that Harleen will answer as Harleen and not Harley.

Let the interview begin!

You can ask a lot of questions. Like I said go wild! Oh and you can ask me questions too! (: I will gladly answer them.