Specific pronoun used:
Xe/ xem/ xyr/ xyrs/ xemself

Warnings: breaking in, jokes about violence (slapping), mentions of 'catching' + interrogating

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„What are we trying to do again?“

„We're trying to break in and interrogate xem.“

„And why did I agree to this?“

„I'm pretty sure you just wanted to see xem slap me.“

„Sounds like a good deal to me!“

„...”

„...”

„Are you ready to go in?“

„Nope!“

„Then we're waiting.“

„I expected for you to go 'me neither' and just open the door.“

„I'm offended you would think so lowly of me.“

„...“

„That's definitely something I would do! Buuut, even I know it's not a good experience to face xem if xe is angry.“

„I didn't think you had any self preservation.“

„I do. Just because I want you to get slapped doesn't mean I don't value life!“

„I saw you trying to interrogate and catch xem alone...“

„That was in the past! Besides, xyr face when realizing what I was doing was priceless!“

„Xe was angry, wasn't xe?“

„Yep!“