I remember when I saw The Weakest Link at my grandmother's house. It was one of the modern episodes, and I found I really enjoyed it. I knew the answers to some of the questions, so it made watching the contestants try to guess them even more interesting. I left a clip of The Weakest Link above in case any of you haven't seen it. It's a good game show.

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"Hello all, and welcome back to The Weakest Hyah!" A bright-eyed sorceress rose her hands into the air, grinning wickedly at the five different cameras posed at her face. "Here we will encounter mystery, intrigue, rivalry, and of course... the grand prize of three WHOLE DAYS to spend in my palace of doom."

     The contestants' faces drooped from behind her; they had been told the prize was a lifetime supply of dragonfruit.

     The sorceress flipped her dark pink hair. "If the contestants want to gain this lovely prize, they'll have to work together to correctly answer my trivia questions. There are nine of them to start, but only one can remain! It's time to find... the weakest hyah!"

     The loud music blared so suddenly that at least two the contestants yelped in shock. The rest were trying to remember why they had agreed to be on this gameshow in the first place.

     "First, I will introduce these lousy contestants, though I don't see why anyone would even care about them. I'm the one on the camera." The sorceress gathered up her notes, then pointed to the first contestant. "You, tell me your name and where you come from."

     The orange-haired boy trembled in his boots. "I...uh...um..."

     "JUST SPIT IT OUT. WE HAVE LIMITED AIR TIME HERE."

     "My name is Johnny Baker." The doughboy squeaked. "And I live kinda south of here, in the magical forest close to the lava falls. You see, I run a bakery and it's really popular, so I wanted to choose a location that was conve—"

     "You're fired!" The sorceress yelled.

     "But the contract—" Johnny tried, but the sorceress' minions were already dragging him off the stage.

     The sorceress smiled at the other shaken contestants, then moved onto the next one. "Would you be so kind to tell us where you come from and your name? In under a minute please?"

     "My name is Farran Leafshade and I live in a treehouse." The elf replied, holding up a jar of mushrooms. "I like to eat in my spare time."

     The laugh track behind the sorceress started, and the cameras moved to the next contestant.

     "Goggilgy billyboo gobogo bogowawa." The goblin said, straining to get his short head over the top of his stand. "Bogowabo wawa bowogogo."

     The cameras shifted to the next contestant before the sorceress could say anything.

     "My name is Azari Firedancer." The fire-elf said, summoning flames to hover over her hands. "I live in a secret hideout."

     "Lame." The sorceress caused the laugh track to go off again.

     "My name is Rosalyn Nightshade, and I live in a forest."

     "My name is Tidus Stormsurfer and I'm a dragon trainer."

     "My name is Sira Copperbranch and I live at an inn."

     "My name is Cronan Darkroot," the next elf said. He adjusted the crown on his head. "Though some like to call me the Goblin King."

     The next contestant took a step away from him, then recited. "My name is Sophie Jones and that evil dude next to me kidnapped me! I'm also a human!"

     Everyone stared at Cronan.

     "What?" He shrugged. "I needed some motivation to get my hands on that amulet-thingy."

     "You're lame!" Sophie shouted.

     "You're a whiny brat!" Cronan retorted.

     "Hey!" The sorceress cut in, "I'm the only one allowed to insult people around here!"

     Neither Sophie or Cronan paid her any attention, and their shouting annoyed Rosalyn so much that she started screaming for them to be quiet. The sorceress' minions were eagerly filming every second, the sorceress was trying to figure out whether their contracts protected them from her wrath, and the other contestants were eagerly betting on who what would end up happening.

     "EVERYONE SCREAMING RIGHT NOW IS FIRED." The sorceress ended up bellowing, making both Sophie, Cronan, and Rosalyn turn on her.

     "Hold up." Cronan held up his documents. "Right here it says you can only eliminate me if the other contestants vote me out."

     "Hey contestants," The sorceress turned the rest of the group. "Who wants to listen to Mommy Issues here tell us about how he wants to take over Elvendale?"

     Everyone pressed their buttons to eliminate Cronan.

     Cronan dramatically yelled threats as he was dragged out the doors, but everyone ignored him as the loud music of the show boomed again. Lights flashed, illuminating every contestants' stand. It was finally time to start the show.

     "Here on the Weakest Hyah, the rules are simple." The sorceress smiled at the cameras. "I will give you a series of questions. Answer them correctly, and you'll start a chain of dragonfruit. The more questions you answer correctly, the more dragonfruit you'll bank. Get an answer wrong, and you mess everything up. Dragonfruit will probably be doomed.

     "It's time to start... the Weakest Hyah!"

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A/N

*holds breath to see if anyone got the reference*

I was really into the Elves sets when I was younger. They're the reason I have so many Lego dragons lol. It's sad that the series was discontinued, but hey, all good things must come to an end at some point, right? I think it's better for some things to end on a good note rather than be dragged out until they aren't worth watching anymore. 

Anyway, it's time for a fan theory!

So Tidus' canonical love interest is Sira. That was established in the webisodes. YET, in her castle, Ragana has a picture of Tidus (even though they haven't met onscreen) that looks like this -->

Ragana is voiced by the amazing Heather Doerksen (who is also the voice of SKYLOR). And Tidus is voiced by Vincent Tong (who is the voice of KAI). So WHAT IF this picture has no canonical significance to the elves, but is totally a reference to Kailor? Eh? EEHHE?

Anyways, go and check out therearenooptions's post! It's pretty awesome too!

See you all next week! (and yes, I will continue this game show at some point lol)

~squidneyxd