"Person A comes home from work, frustrated beyond belief. After they crash on the couch (ignoring person B's confused stare) you can hear a faint

"fuck. me."

Person B just has an absolutely gigantic, shit eating grin.

"Believe me, I'm trying"

Suffice to say, B slept on the couch that night"

"Seriously, C, I don't believe A is that cruel. I mean A never gets angry at any one"

B walks in, pissed

"Okay, so which one of you started the rumor that A and I were fucking"