Here's the third prompt of the competition! Remember, all prompts are due by September 3rd!!

"Do you have any ideas that don't involve blowing stuff up?"

"Do you have any ideas that don't involve criticizing my every move?"

Please keep stories 1500 words or less!

When you're done, just comment "Finished!" Or "Done!" Or "I'm in!" Or whatever you please, mention where it is published, and include the password!

Thank you, and good luck!