"YES MR.SPACEMAN YES!!" Hannah screamed, her moans and gasps echoed through the entire house. Me and Michael sat in the living room on the couch exhausted, in silence, and possibly scarred for life.

"I told you we should've just let them kill each other." Michael said as a matter a factly. Then we heard what I'm sure was the shower rod come down.

"I never knew David had a thing for black girls." I said and looked up at Michael. He looked back at me.

"No it's the crazy he's attracted to."

I shrugged and leaned my head on his shoulder. He stroked my thigh and kissed the top of my head. We jumped as we heard a giant bump echo through the house.

"He's going to break something."

"Yeah Hannah." I added in and we both busted up into laughter. He wrapped his arm around me pulled me close.

"My mouth hurts."

"I bet, Hannah does a lot of weight lifting with Chris." Then my face went to confusion and so did Michael's.

"Isn't he her boyfriend." Michael asked, his voice in a higher pitch.

"Yeah.. I uh..hmmm" We both sat there for a while in deep thought before another loud bump and a crack snapped us out of it.

"They made it to the bathroom door. I say we have about an hour of torment left." Michael said with a hopeful smile on his face.

"GOD SAVE OUR GRACIOUS QUEEN. LONG LIVE OUR NOBLE QUEEN. GOD SAVE THE QUEEN. SEND HER VICTORIOUS. HAPPY AND GLORIOUS. LONG TO REIGN OVER US. GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!!!"

"Is she singing Britian's national anthem?" Michael asked.

"Hm" I cocked my head to the side. "I didn't know she knew it."

"I'm gonna make us a smoothie." Michael pecked me on the cheek and headed to the kitchen.

"They threw the blender its broken."I yelled into the kitchen.

"I can see that..how about a waffle?"

"They br-"

"Never mind the broke that too." I laughed at him. Then I heard a loud crash.

"Babe do you think she needed the coffee maker." I bursted into laughter at him. He's so cute sometimes. Then door bell rung and after I threw a silent tantrum I got up to get it. I really didn't want anybody to hear what was taking place in there.

"Hello sorry it's a bad ti-"  I froze because standing before me was Prince. He looked like he hasn't slept and he hasn't done his hair yet. Which is really odd for him.

"Hi" he broke the silence. He was twirling an envelope in his hands. "Can we talk?"

"O LORD OUR GOD ARISE. SCATTER HER ENEMIES. AND MAKE THEM FALL. CONFOUND THEIR POLITICS. FRUSTRATE THEIR KNAVISH TRICKS. ON THEE OUR HOPES WE FIX. GOD SAVE US ALL." Hannah screamed out.

"Why is Hannah screaming Britian's national anthem?" Prince asked.

"Don't worry about it." I waved my hand in the air.

"But don't you think its a little wierd that she kn-" I put my hand over his mouth.

"Just don't" He let out a light laugh.

"Hold on." I stepped out and closed the door behind me. "So what's on your mind?"

"Nothing I just wanted to see how you were doing." He was staring at the ring on my finger and not me. I crossed my arms and tucked my hand away then his eyes shot back up to me.

"Well I'm fine, I'm going to be in physical therapy for a couple of weeks nothing serious. How are you?" I was a little disappointed that at the fact that that was it. After everything that was all he was here for.

"THY CHOICEST GIFTS IN STORE. ON HER BE PLEASED TO POUR. LONG MAY SHE REIGN. MAY SHE DEFEND OUR LAWS. AND EVER GIVE US CAUSE. TO SING WITH HEART AND VOICE. GOD SAVE THE QUEEN. DAVID GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!! YES!! YES!!"

"Are we just gonna pretend we didn't hear that?" Prince asked, pointing at the door behind me.

"Just drop it." I waved it off.

"Well I've been better." When he said that it made my heart ache. He dropped his girlfriend for me and now he thinks he's losing me. It was painful watching him stand in front of me, shifting his weight from foot to foot and acting really nervous. Fiddling with the corner of the envelope he was holdings. Not at all like he normally acts. It's like he's completely came out of his character. He's acting more like a schoolboy rather than the Prince I knew.

"NOT IN THIS LAND ALONE. BUT BE GODS MERCIES KNOWN. FROM SHORE TO SHORE. LORD MAKE THE NATIONS SEE. THAT MEN SHOULD BROTHERS BE. AND FORM ONE FAMILY. THE WILD WORLD GAHHHH!!!."

"Ok what is he doing to her to make her sing th-"

"Let it go Prince."

"BABY DO YOU WANT SOME ICE CREAM BECAUSE ITS EITHER THAT OR WATER?" I heard Michael yell from the kitchen. He looked past me and turned his attention to the door.

"Well I didn't wanna take up to much of your time. I just wanted to give you this." He held out the envelope not even looking at me. I reached out my hand without the ring on it, to at least make him more comfortable.

"Bye." He said under his breath and walked off. I watched him ride off and sat there for a minute before going back in the house.

"I brought you ice cream...because that's the only thing they didn't break." Michael came out the kitchen with two bowls in his hand. "Who was at the door."

"Oh just a um Jehovah's Witness." I said slowly but was proud I came up with the lie so fast. "he was a real interesting guy had a lot to talk about. Is that vanilla?"  I walked over to him and took a bowl.

"Yeah and I cut up some stra-" He stopped talking when we heard the bathroom door open. First one out was Hannah, she clothes were ripped and her makeup was sweated off and she had a false lash hanging on for dear life. Then out comes David, he had scratches across his face and arms and back. The only reason we could tell was because his shirt looked like it had gone through a paper shredder. The room was quiet and all you could hear was their heavy breathing.

"What the hell did you guys do in there?" Michael asked, a look of shock and confusion on his face.

"Well my friend, that's what we call in England." He took the bowl of ice cream from Michael. "Handling your business."

"Girl give me this." Hannah snatched my bowl from me. They walked into he kitchen together and we had a great view of when David smacked the shit out of her ass.

"Michael?"

"Yes baby"

"I wanna go home." and we ran to the room to pack my things.