[Dramatic music swells]

Clerk's voice, echoing through the courtroom:

"ALL RISE! This Honorable Court is now in session! 🧑🏾‍⚖️

Please welcome the distinguished Judge, Tyrion Lannister presiding over the proceeding🧑🏾‍⚖️

[Gavel strikes]

"ORDER! IN THE COURT!

Clerk continues:

"The three pillars of democracy, Justice, Equality, and Freedom, are now on trial!⚖️

The prosecution presents... [dramatic pause] THE PEOPLE!

The defense represents... [dramatic pause] THE ACCUSED!

[Gavel strikes again]

"This court is convened to weigh the evidence, to uphold the law, and to render verdict!

Judge's voice, firm and authoritative:

"This court is now in session. Let justice be served!

[Dramatic music reaches a crescendo]

You may now enter, AUDIENCE and face the trial of the century!

[Gavel strikes once more]

SILENCE! PROCEEDINGS BEGIN!

Clears throat dramatically

We all knew the Judges of the last PPEN stage were looking for blood. Was it the Hunger games style of the stage? Abi the Squid game type shit eviction we did? 😭

Lo, and behold I remained in the top 5 HALL OF FAMES. You think it's easy😌??? Let me get straight to business. 

Opens scroll

Following the release of the review by the Pen masters was a drama like no other. You needed to be a fly on the wall when this was happening... One minute Medusa was hyping up Man of Steeze, telling us how he "COOKED" in her own words, the next minute, Pen reaper went from calling Trafalgar by a pet name, to pouring hot oil in his eye.😂😂

Reminisces in shege era 🤭

It was like a war between the NIGHT WALKERS and the LIVING only seen once in the days of the Great Daenerys Targaryen. Literally, the story which was being debated on was about Pen Master Penreaper's Death, abi the grim reaper.

Wo, Me I don't know! 

Bro code went out the window faster than a Kardashian's marriage, and World War III was seconds away... until Hanty Wendy burst in with her disciplinary wip and flogged sense into them.

Small thing the cain would have entered my eye.😭

Just between me and you, one thing you will never see me do is get between people that are fighting. Ehn? When I can just enjoy the drama? 🍿 😌

We thought the drama had ended oh, until they released the voting list.

Everybody's dirty linen was exposed, it was giving 'surprise surprise'. The judges really ate by sending it straight to the group instead of to locked main group. 😂

I'm pretty sure it's us Ayra star had in mind when she said 'animals dey in human form.' 😂 Everyone was putting up each other even while conversing in the group.

While some used previous quarrels as motivation to vote people out, I'm not going to call their names -

Cough Seth, cough cough.

Jesus who threw me stone, I said I'm not talking naww...😈

The  rest where all about removing those they saw as a threat. In the words of Lioness as she voted Ascendant, "Although I love her and it's painful to vote her out, I'm just trying to get rid of the competition." 🙊🙊

I was shocked too but ehh, its shaa a big thing to be seen as a competition. One malt for you Pen master Ascendant. 💆

Anyway, on a lighter note, everyone is now single.

I repeat, all men are now single❗❗

I don't know what the judges smoked during eviction night because they were hell bent on destroying all the ships.

They even went as far as  putting our couple goals Pen Master Trafalgar and Pen Master lioness against each other.😪😪

Giving witch vibes.

But even after all the ships were destroyed, quotes were still thrown, i love you's resounding.

Somebody shout awwww!🥺

I think I believe in love (denounces it in the name of Jesus) Please I AM A CHOSEN. We don't do that.

Lowers voice

Rumor has it that the next stage will be a joke- Literally! I wonder who the clown prince/princess would be? 🤡🤡

That's all for now folks!
Don't forget to stay cutesy, stay mindful and stay veryyy  demure.✨