When The Weeknd said, "Sin City's cold and empty," he meant the PPN house. As the last mole of this season, I'll use my long mouth and manage to give you some tea.

But before we continue, I want to drop a few words of wisdom: never underestimate oppression. Oppression is a driving force. A few weeks ago, you'd turn left in the house and see Penreaper and Ascendant cuddling. Turn right, and you'd see Lioness and Trafalgar doing baby talk to each other. As for the rest of us, we'd go vent our anger and singleness in our given prompt.

This stage? Melts in mental frustration. There's no love to anger you—just three people fighting for the win. No banter. No fight. But...

Yesterday, Trafalgar was caught crying in the corner because he heard that Lioness was found ch—oops! Slip of the tongue. I almost shared private information, but that's by the way. Everything is by the way sef.

Now, let's rewind to eviction night: the most shocking eviction night in the history of evictions. Somebody play see you again. We watched Ink Fairy, the queen of cutesy, and The Penreaper (who told us to fear his return because that was just Act 1) leave. As painful as it is to admit, Penreaper, you were right—all the gossip followed you 😭.

Has enough tea been passed? No?

Alright. Looks sideways for Tori. Antonio's father, Ettore Immacolata, aka Abido Shaker aka Vincenzo of Lagos, filed a lawsuit claiming Project Pen was his idea... Gasps. And guess who just went to a two-week law school? Antonio. He'll be defending Project Pen. Cries in intense loyalty And for morale he has been listening to Ozeba on repeat.

Alright, alright. I've said enough. This has been a long, eventful ride for everyone—the judges, moderators, and us, the contestants. Audience I see you. Well done.

So... this brings us to the end of the last gossip for this season. Also, remember: if you want to know how productive you are, sit next to a couple who loves PDA. AI won't have anything on you. Ciao ✨